Tia's Thread - Do You Wanna Partner!!!

Today let’s talk about partnership.

Now what is partnership or a team? It is a trust between two or more people that if I reach out to that person, he/she will reach back no question asked. It is shared memory of everything you have gone through together. It is the feeling that until you share your triumph and failure with them, you success is incomplete and your failure is unbearable.

What I find astonishing is that when it comes to building a team, Sonakshi teams up with Jatin and work seamlessly without any second thought. When it comes to trusting someone with the utmost responsibility and relying on them not to screw it up, she reaches out to Jatin. When expecting someone to stand by her side without fail and without asking any questions, she thinks of Jatin.

Yet, she says that she trusts Dev. How? Why? Where is the proof?

She hides things from Dev and he hides things from her. So no transparency or trust that I can see.

They each solve the other’s problem behind their back. That’s not a partnership, it’s a caretaker’s job description. You know when you go to hotels and you come back from sightseeing and all towels are in the rack and the bed is made as if some elves did some magic and poof everything is hunky dory? Yeah, that.

You don’t know how long it took to put everything back in place, you don’t have shared memory of a job well done, you don’t high five each other at the end of each success or hug each other after every failure. In short, you don’t develop the team spirit and trust which any relationship MUST HAVE.

But we are expected to believe that what Dev and Sonakshi have is love and trust and the ability to rely on each other. Where is the proof?

When Sonakshi was crying in front of Dev’s picture saying that she needed him and for him to come back, I thought that now she will team up with him. But actually she relies on him even less. She is his caretaker/minder/keeper – but not a partner.

I am not saying that Dev, with his recent moronic attitude has given her any reason to trust him. But the fact that he is a moron these days is also the reason that this seems more like a baby sitter handling a kid.

Until I see that partnership, I won’t be able to believe that they can ever last as a couple.

EPISODE: Before I write about the episide, let me say that even Bijoy got a haircut. But Bhaiya is still holding onto his floppy hair.

Ok, now the episode begins with Asha finding out Bijoy and all three lose their collective breath. 

Bijoy is about to go and Asha tried to stop him.

Bijoy is furious as to how they let it happen. He thinks that Sona must not have agreed to stay back out of her own free will. Ishwari must have blackmailed her again.

Me (*snort*): Bijoy Baba, you have so much trust on your daughter’s judgment, no? But guess what? Your daughter takes after her mother who doesn’t have much of self-respect. So could Ishwari manipulate your daughter into staying longer? Yes, she can. But why would she want to? She hates your daughter.

So if your daughter had even a teeny-tiny self-respect, she won’t have agreed to be an unwanted guest people can’t shake off. But she is just that shameless.

Now guys, don’t you think that Asha’s treatment of Bijoy is identical to how Sona treats Dev and Dev and Bijoy pretty much behave the same way?  

Both ladies think of themselves as know-it-all and their husband/ex as dumb. Both hide things from their respective life partner, but expect to know everything about the same life partner. Both think that they know best and their life partner is the burden they are carrying out of their generosity.

Just think and compare.  

Anyhoo, Bijoy says that he won’t let his children stay there. Asha signals Saurabh and he says that it was Sona’s decision and she decided to stay back. No one forced her. He asks Bijoy to calm down.

Bijoy says that if Sona has done this, then he has the right to ask her questions. No one will stop me.

Asha says that he can go but she will come with him.

Bijoy refuses to take anyone with him. He says that if they could have done anything, they would have done it already. He says that if Ishwari thinks that he will spare her, then she is wrong. He will show her limits today.

Asha calls after him but he leaves.

Me: Bijoy, you want to ask Sona why after deciding a so-called fair system on her own, she screwed it up too, go ahead. You have the right to ask since she is ruining your family life and your peace of mind for her own selfish reasons. And if after that, you decide to wash your hands of her, then you can do so as well.

However, being a blind person won’t do you any good. The sooner you see the true reality of your daughter, the better.

Fact 1: She is always be pathetic when it comes to Dev. Even if Dev kicks her on the truth, she will come crawling back. And to please Dev and keep looking good in his eyes, she won’t hesitate to play with your emotions either. So accept that fact.

Fact 2: She doesn’t care to discuss anything with you just like your wife. Both of them think they know everything and as long as everyone in their life make them believe of their perfection, everything is fine. That’s what strokes their ego. You have done it to Asha and you have done it to Sona. But you forgot that both Asha and Sona are never loyal to you as much as you are devoted to them. You are better off turning your loyalty to Ronita.

Fact 3: When it comes to Dev and his family, Sona will always take Asha’s advice because she says what Sona wants to hear. You don’t sing Dev’s praises and try to convince her to give him a chance (third, fourth or fifth)…

The sooner you accept these facts, your life will get easier and then you can decide if your loyalty to these people are worth it.

Anyhoo, Bijoy comes to Dixit house shouting Dev’s name. He thinks that oh shoot, he came back again.

Me: Haan Bhaiya, I understand your disappointment. Dono baap beti badi theet hain. Beti aapke Mummy ko khush karne ke liye mar nehin rahee hain aur baap aapko oblige nehin kar raha hain.

(Both father and daughter are so stubborn. The daughter isn’t dying and making your mother happy and the father is not obliging you by doing the same).

Ishwari and Radha come running like Gopiyan (damsels) used to come running on Lord Krishna’s call.

Dev asks them to wait there and he decides to face the fire himself.

He comes and says in a soft tone: Uncle…

Bijoy: What uncle? We had a deal. You will call me uncle when our family is around and here no one is listening.

Dev: Sorry, Mr. Bose.

Bijoy: You will have to be sorry for many things. What is Sona and Soha are doing here still? Call them. I am here to take them home.

Dev: Okay. You come and sit, I will call them.

Bijoy: I won’t step foot in your house. Rule is rule. Bring Sona here.

Me: Remember yesterday I talked about how Bijoy is like Bhishma? Bhishma was a white and black, principled guy. When he gave his words, he never broke or tried to go around it for any reason. He followed it to the “T”.

Bijoy is the same. He agreed to something and barring something like an emergency, he won’t break the rule.

He doesn’t conveniently bend rules to suit his purpose like his wife, daughter and the entire Dixit family.

Dev made a rule. Yet, he is willing to break it as per his mood. Sonakshi suggested a solution, which she is again bending to suit her purpose. Now that might be only time they have the same morality. But they should not use their family as convenience. Go eff your life elsewhere and let your family live in peace.

Dev mumbles: Don’t know what problem this father and daughter have. Daughter is stubborn and now dad.

Bijoy: Why are you mumbling? Say what you want to say on my face.

Dev again asks him to come in. But Bijoy refuses.

Dev says that he can’t let him stand there.

Bijoy says: What will you do? Push me out of here.

Dev leaves exasperated.

Bijoy shouts behind him: Where are you going? Are you going to get something to hit me with? I am not going to go anywhere. I am Bengali and I will stand on your door.

Me: Baba, man ki aankhen khol. Phone nehin hain kya aapke paas? Call kyun nehin karte ho apni nalayak beti ko?

(Open the eyes of your mind. Don’t you have phone? Why not call your disgraceful daughter?)

Upstairs, Radha incites Ishwari that it seems that Bijoy will break their skull today.

Dev comes to the door with a chair.

Bijoy slightly mollified says: Ok, I will sit. But you go call Sona.

Dev leaves grumbling about Bijoy’s complaints.

Me: Ek baat bolu Bhaiya. Bada nirmal anand mil raha hain aapko apne hi older version se irritate hote hue dekhke. Kya hain naa, ki isse bhi irritating maal ko Sona jhel chuki hain aapke liye. Ab aapki baari. Wapas jaana padega issi irritating aadmi ke ghar. Zara ho sake to dimaag mein zor daalke sochna haan ki Sona ko kaise feel hota hoga yehi baat sochke.

(Can I say something, Bhaiya? I am getting much innocent pleasure watching you getting irritated by an older version of your own self. The thing is that Sona has already tolerated even a more irritated version for you. Now it’s your turn. And on top of it, you will have to go to this irritated person’s home. Please use your brain and think, how Sona must have felt when she had to think the same.)

Anyhoo, Bijoy doesn’t sit. Here Radha says to Ishwari that Dev is doing so much for his ex father-in-law (*snort*). If things continue this way, then like Sonakshi Bose and Suhana Bose, Dev will remove Dixit from his name too.

Ishwari looks at her.

Radha tells Ishwari to go fight with Bijoy for Dev. She keeps reminding her of how much pain Dev has gone through.

Ishwari says that she won’t interfere in Dev’s life. She has got her son back. She is happy to see her son so happy. Now she will be happy with whatever attention and love Dev can give her. She will be happy in his happiness.

Ishwari says: Dev is my principle and Suhana is my interest. I don’t want anything more than them.

Radha is frustrated that she could not convince Ishwari.     

Me (Jaw hitting floor): Haila!!! Chuti kaat mereko koi. Yeh main sahi sun rahee hoon kya? Maiya ki akal ka naiya paar lag gaya? Chamatkaar kar diya pahadi wali Maata ne to. Devi Maiya, aapne kaun sa danda maara ki Maiya ka bheja sahi disha mein hil gaya. Kya woh danda udhar mein mil sakta hain humko? Kaafi logon ka bheja thikane lagana hain.

(Somabody pinch me. Am I hearing right? How did Maata’s brain got on track? What a miracle by Vaishnav Maata. Dear Goddess, what stick you whacked Maata with to get her brain on track? Can we get it on loan? We have to get a lot of brain on track urgently).


At Bose house, Asha is worrying what’s going on in Dixit house since Bijoy is not picking up the phone call. 

Ronita tells her not to worry. Sonakshi will handle it. 

Asha says that what will Sona do? Ishwari is there and that’s the problem.

Saurabh says that Bijoy and Ishwari had been in a cold war for a very long time.

Asha says that if it was cold war, then they would have cursed each other behind their back and would have shut up. But these two forget everything the moment they come in front of each other. They just remember who has hurt whose kid.

Me: Asha, let me correct you here. They don’t forget everything the moment they come in front of each other, they remember everything. They remember tears in their children’s eyes, they remember their children suffering alone, they remember their children broken and crushed and trying to survive each day at a time the moment they face each other.

But you won’t understand it. Because for that you need to love your child and you only love them as long as they do as you say. You are the one who forgets everything to fulfil your dream of a certain marital status, Asha. Not them.


Asha says that if his father and Ishwari come in front of each other then disaster will happen. Bijoy may spare Dev one time, but he will never spare Ishwari.

She hopes no drama will happen in front of Soha.

Me: Yep. Because Bijoy knows Ishwari’s manipulation and Dev’s monkey trick according to her whim very well. You know it too. But whether your daughter suffers due to it or not doesn’t matter to you. 


But don’t worry. Bijoy actually loves Soha. He won’t hurt Soha at any cost. So no need to pretend that you are the only one who feels any concern for anyone except Sona and Dev’s prospective union doesn’t get cancelled out with the reminder of what had happened long ago.


Radha comes to Ishwari  and tells her to hold Dev’s life in her palm. She reminds her of her glory days when Dev’s leash was in her hand. Radha says that since Dev’s engagement broke with Natasha, everything went bad.

Radha says that Sonakshi is digging a tunnel to get back into their home. 

Ishwari says that it’s not about Sonakshi. If she can’t live without Suhana, how will Dev live without her?

Radha says that Suhana can come anytime but to stop Sona from coming here.

Ishwari says how can she do it?

Radha says to get Dev married.

Ishwari is shocked.

Radha says that with Dev being married, Sonakshi can’t ever come back.

Ishwari doesn’t like the idea. She says that if Dev didn’t agree for so long, why would he agree now?

Radha tells Ishwari to use her influence as a Mother Goddess to convince Dev. She tells Ishwari that no one can refuse God.

Ishwari looks at her temple. 


Me: Probably imagining her position there. Anyhoo, I got nothing to say. Same old Radha and same old Ishwari and same old confidence in Dev’s capability to take his own decision.


Sonakshi is working. Dev comes and closes her laptop. She doesn’t want to talk. 
She says that he is so stubborn. She said that she can handle everything.

Dev says that there are people who are more stubborn than him.

Sona says that she doesn’t want to argue. So leave her alone.

Dev says that there is someone who is also stubborn and he is standing on the door. He can’t handle him alone.

Sona gets confused: Which man?

Dev: Someone whose pride and self-respect are higher than anyone else’s.

Sona: Baba? He is here?

Dev: Wow. I just sang two words in praise of your dad and you got it. That means you admit that he is proud.

Sona: Shut up Dev.

Me: Yep. Dev, you gave a good description of Bijoy. Bijoy is proud of her children and he has a sky-high self-respect. But doesn’t the same description apply to your mother? 

She comes down: Baba? How was your trip?

Bijoy: Nothing happened to me. You tell me what has happened to you? Have you gone mad? The house that gave you nothing but pain, you decided to stay back one more week there leaving your home?

Sona: Why are you saying this, Baba? The day we were supposed to come back, the same day Soha’s Dadi returned and Soha wanted to spend time with her. So we stayed back.


Me: Nope. That’s a lie. Soha agreed to leave in the evening. You are the one who wanted to get your junior Goddess status and made the decision yourself. Even Soha’s Dadi didn’t ask you to change your plans. You tell lies with such conviction these days, Sona. 


Bijoy asks: So it only matters what they want and not what we want? We want to spend time with Soha too. I knew that they won’t let this arrangement work. I wanted to check if you are the one who is saying this. I thought they must have forced you to change your mind. But now, you are also with them. 

Sona: Baba, it’s nothing like that. 

Bijoy: It’s exactly like that. Dev talked to you politely for a few days and you changed your mind? Have you started to think that your relationship will be back where you left off my staying with these people? Tell me Sonakshi, is that going on in your mind?

Sonakshi is silent.

Bijoy: May be we failed to give you all the happiness and you started to think that for you and Soha, this house is better.

Sona: Baba, it’s nothing like that. You are hurting yourself and I saying these things. I am here for Suhana, not for anyone else.

Me: Good lord, Sonakshi. Could you lie a bit less and once and for all stop deceiving your family? Your father put his finger on the pulse and that’s why you got silent because even you know the bullshit you are speaking. 

And no, considering how much time you spent running after Khatri while your daughter was sick, and how you disappeared after Dev disappeared leaving Soha alone, you are not here for Soha. 

So, please say it to someone who still believes you.


And Bijoy, you are speaking the truth and you know the truth. You just don’t want to acknowledge it. Once you accept it, you will be better off. Some people should just be left to their own devices to self-destruct. You can’t save your daughter from everything because she doesn’t want to be saved. 

Ishwari comes there and tells Sonakshi: Your father is right. Soha is also his granddaughter and he also has the right to spend time with her. I don’t want to take away anyone’s right.

Me (*scratching her head*): Hain? Yeh Maata mein kiski aatma aa gayee?

(Say what? Who has possessed Maata?)

Sonakshi makes face at Bijoy’s direction.

Ishwari: I wasn’t here but that’s not his fault. He wants to take you home with Suhana. So you should go. No need to worry about me.

Sonakshi: But auntyji, I just…

Ishwari: I know why you did it and I am grateful. 

Me *translating*: In short, thanks but no thanks. 

Ishwari: I am happy that you thought so much about this family.
Me *translating*: Now kindly keep your unwanted favours to yourself and eff off.

Dev comes there.

Ishwari: Dev, Sonakshi’s father wants to take Sona and Soha home. You go drop them off. Whatever rules have been set, everything should run as per them. No need to break any rule for me. No worries. Next week you two will come back again.


Me: Uh, Maiya… Excuse me. Drop off, matlab? He is also going to go Ghar Jamai for a week, no?

Dev: But Maa, Sonakshi wanted to stay back.

Ishwari: But her family wants to spend time with Suhana.

Dev: But if Sonakshi has taken a decision she must have thought about it. Besides if she stays back here. I will stay two weeks at her place.

Ishwari: Then both family will have to stay away from Suhana for two weeks. No, it's better to keep the current system. Sonakshi, Suhana has gone to class. She will be late to return. You two can go tomorrow. 

She tells Bijoy the same that they will come tomorrow.

Dev also says: Yes, we three will come there tomorrow.

Ishwari is shocked. 

Bijoy says that he will wait for them. 

He leaves. Sona also nods.

Me: Tabhi main sochu ki Maata itni generous kaise? Maata ko laga ki Sona aur Soha jayegi to bete ko Halwa khilayegi. Bete bhi jayega woh bhool gayee hogi. Yeh to ulta pad gaya chaal. 

(Ah, that's why I was wondering how Maata suddenly became so generous. She thought that Sona and Soha will be gone, then she can feed her son Halwa. But she forgot that the son is going where Sona is going. Her trick fell flat)

Sorry. Let me pick myself off the floor. Maata with humble pie on her face was hilarious to watch. Unke to tote udd gaye... 


Then precap scene. Sonakshi is packing her bags and Dev took her things out.

Sona: Why did you do it? I was just packing.

Dev: Because you are not going anywhere?

Sona: But didn't you hear? Auntyji (gave her divine permission) that I can go.

Dev: Yes, she did. (Now let me find a loophole to not keep her word.) She said it because your father created a scene. Of course Mummy will feel bad that she won't be able to spend time with Soha. Tell your father to show his anger at his home. You decided naa, that we will stay here one more week? I don't know why he likes to create scenes so much. (So apply all I said to your dad but all justification for exact same things on my Mummy).

Me: The ones in the bracket wasn't said but I was hearing them in my head. By the way, Bhaiya, you should know that you only get things done when you create a scene. You and your mother used that tactics many time including the day you two forced Sona to agree for fertility treatment (That's just one example. I can give you many). So why are you so surprised to see Bijoy has learned your tricks and applying them on you?


Sonakshi tells him to not speak anything against her father. 

Dev: Why shouldn't I say? What did he do? Because of him you are packing your bags. Come on Sonakshi. You had decided to stay back. We also have to solve Khatri matter.

Me: Yes, and because of your mother, you packed Sonakshi's bags out of your life - twice. At that time, you also had decided to keep Sonakshi in your life forever. Then why didn't you apply same logic then?


Sona: Your home isn't a defence border. I can solve it in my house too.

Dev: Are you army major that you know all strategy? What is your problem? Everything is about me, me, me. (ME: SNORT)... I also have to go with you, naa. I am not thinking about myself. I am thinking about my Mummy.

Me: First of all, let me laugh at your complaints on Sonakshi always thinking about herself. We wish she did. Then she won't have been where she is today. And did you think about her daddy and Mummy and rest of her family when you bundled Suhana and her in the middle of the night and slithered back to your home? No. You didn't. But you still expect preferential treatment.

And Sona, don't complaint now. Some people will grab your neck, if you give them your finger. So save yourself accusations and argument and stay within the agreed terms. They don't know difference between a favour and right. They start to think that favours are their rights.


Sonakshi: There is no point talking about this. Everything has been agreed.

Dev (sulking because he didn't get his way): There is no point talking to you about anything. 

Sona: I didn't come here to talk to you. You came here.

Dev: You are right. I will go talk (complaint) to my Mummy. (Then you will see, na na na na na).


Me: Yep. This is why I have problem with this character anymore.


Bijoy comes home bragging: See? As long as Bengali here, nothing unfair can happen. Our Sona is coming here with our Soha. I told them that their whims won't work every time. Today Dev and Ishwari had to listen to me. 

No one looks happy. Bijoy wonders: What happened? You didn't like what I said? What I said, I did. 

Saurabh comes to him mocking: No Baba. You did very good. We all should clap for you. Why didn't anyone clap? Because you did wrong.

Bijoy: Saurabh, what kind of manners is this?

Ronita tries to stop Saurabh. Saurabh silences her.

Saurabh: No one says anything to Dad, that's why these things happen.

Bijoy asks him to explain himself. What happens because of him?

Saurabh: What you have done in Dixit house. What you are feeling proud off? Sona was fine there. She wanted to stay there. But you didn't let her.

Bijoy: Have you forgotten how they treated Sona there? They wanted to control her life.

Saurabh: Wow, Dad. Isn't that what happened here? Didn't you run a dictatorship too?

Bijoy: You can't talk to me like that. Asha, are you seeing how he is talking to me?

Ronita tries to take him in. Saurabh doesn't go: I want to talk today. Baba should know that we have grown up.

Saurabh says: Baba, you have to stop your childish behaviour and stubbornness. You think what you think for others is right? 

Bijoy says: You don't have manners to talk?

Saurabh: No. I don't have any manners. May be we are not as smart as you. But we are capable of taking our decision on our own.

Bijoy is hurt.

Asha tells Ronita to take Saurabh in.

Ronita tries to apologise to Bijoy on Saurabh's behalf. But Asha sends her inside to see Saurabh.

Me: A few thing I'd like to say here. So Saurabh thinks that by insisting on maintaining the fair system Sona and Dev imposed on him is unfair on Bijoy's part because Sonakshi doesn't want to come back.

That's a fair point. But Bijoy is also not obligated to allow Sonakshi ever come back in his house and insist her to lie on the bed she made for herself. No one can complaint about that, can they?

He thinks that Bijoy's protective instinct towards Sonakshi is wrong and that him and Sonakshi are grown up and can manage their life. Then when Radha and Ishwari had called him thief 7 years ago and recently when Radha had tried to break his marriage with Ronita saying he has diabetes, he should have stopped his father from arguing on his behalf. He should have stopped him then from confronting Radha, Vicky and Ishwari without any proof saying that it's his life and he can fight his own battles.

But like Sonakshi, he also uses Bijoy when he wants someone to go to war on his behalf and he then hides behind Bijoy like a coward. Yet, when Bijoy does something he doesn't want him to do, he tries to preach to Bijoy how grown up he is. 

Well, buddy. If you want to be a grown up, fight your own damn battles and by the way, ask your mother also to mind her business when it comes to telling Sona what she should do in her life. Whose dictatorship runs in this house 90% of the time, it is quiet visible. Just because the approach is softer, the reality doesn't change.


Vicky and Radha talks how Ishwari is their ace. They can use her to control Dev. 

Then Radha sees Ishwari to come there. Radha tells her that she did nothing wrong. 

Ishwari is fretting over Suhana.

Radha tells her not to feel weak. She says that Ishwari was talking about Soha and Dev was talking about Sona. She tells Ishwari to stop them from coming back together.

Me: Neki aur pooch pooch? Woh to Ishwari fokat mein kar degi. Pehle bhi kitni baar kar chuki hain. 

(She will do it for free. She has separated them so many times before)

Radha says that she can't let go of the principle for interest. 

Me: Bhai wah, kya naap tol ke yeh rishte nibhate hain. Kaun jyada kaam ka hain, kaun nehin, uske hisaab se faisla hota hain. Kya business sense hain.

(Wow, how they maintain relationship by their cost and value. Who is more useful and who is less, they make decisions based on that. What a business sense).

Dev is tapping into Dixit eavesdropping tradition.

Radha says that Sonakshi and Dev should not get back together.

Ishwari says that they should know it too. They have just gave each other pain and suffering. Why don't they understand that? Sonakshi left Dev and I lost my son. I won't forget these 7 years. How much hate got into Dev that was visible even until recently. Now they came together for Suhana and what if they get back together. What if in future, they again argue and hurt each other? No. I can't let again go back into the darkness. They will have to understand that the effect of their messed up relationship also affects others.

Bhaiya listens everything.


Me: Kya baat hain? Bhaiya aaj kal hamesha time pe sahi sunte hain. Pehle to incident ke baad innocent shakal leke tapakte the.


Sona: Perfect, just perfect. How can you do this?

Dev: What? I am just telling you what I heard them talking about. 

Sona is not happy to be part of Dixit gossip.

Dev: You are not taking kids' words seriously, are you? You taunt me, that's fine. But don't think that I can actually control people's minds. If you want to blame someone, blame your father. He said that you like to stay here. Now you don't claim that I put this thought in his head.

Me: Aisa badnaam to Bijoy bhi aapko nehin dega. Agar aapko dimaag control karna aata, to pehle aap apni wali nehin control karte? Abhi bhi uska control panel pe aapki Mummy baithi hain.

(This accusation even Bijoy can't put on you. If you could control mind, won't you have controlled yours first? You still have your Mummy sitting in the control panel there)


Sona: Of course, you can do it. You are all rounder naa. You can do this stupid pana (stupidity).

Dev: Stupid pana? This is what you are teaching my daughter? 

Sona: Not my daughter, our daughter. Forget word and understand the meaning.

Dev: What?

Sona: Prakash, he treats me like Dev Dixit's wife, not an individual. Why is that?

Dev: What do I know? You must have said something.

Sona: I didn't.

Dev: Well, if I could control minds, I'd have controlled yours first. And you won't have had this stupid short hair. You'd have had longer hair, nice ones.

Sona: Hello, my hair is not stupid. Yours is floppy.

Dev: Stop making me conscience. If I could control mind, then we'd have always been together and never would have been apart. And you'd have been crazy in love with me and we'd have lots of children and we'd have always been together.

Sonakshi (expression): Uh... Awkward... Chipku Dixit is back.

Dev (expression): Oooo shit. Did I say it out aloud? I will deny it tomorrow somehow.

Me: Yep. Isi liye kahan tha, pehle apne dimaag ko control karo taaki apni inside voice outside naa nikle.

(That's why I said to control your brain, so that your inside voice doesn't echo outside)

PRECAP: Sonakshi asks Suhana to pack her bags. Suhana asks why?

Sonakshi says that Bijoy is missing her so they are going to their house. 

Soha: But I promised Dadi that I will stay with her. Why can't we all stay in one house?

Me: Because honey, then your Dadu will kill your Dadi, then your Dad will kill your Dadu. Then your Dad will go to jail and Vicky and Radha will get all his property.

Then you will end up with same combination family minus your Dadu (whom no one gives a eff about) as you had since your birth. That's why. 

No Rules!!! Yay!!!