Tia's Thread - Sleeping Beauty!!!
Finally the day is here. The day when our sleeping beauty wakes up.
Who sleeping beauty?
Arre, Bhaiya's brain. Who else?
It had been cursed by an evil witch (Mal-Ishwari) into eternal sleep.
Finally a true love's kick (in the head) woke it up.
Now we only hope that Bhaiya's brain had enough nap to not go back to snooze mode anytime soon. I don't think I can take another decade of brainless Bhaiya in zombie mode.
My patience is ittu sa (this little) thin these days (not that I had a much bigger supply to start with) and nothing riles me up more than supposedly normal intelligent people behaving like bloody idiots.
EPISODE: The episode starts with Soha and Golu is sulking in the kitchen. Ishwari asks why are they upset. Suhana says that she took their idea to bake cake.
Ishwari says that because kids should not play in kitchen.
Golu says that they should not have trusted Jassi bhaiya. He went and told Badi Dadi everything.
Soha says that what will they do then?
Golu asks if they can help her.
Ishwari asks if they don't want to play instead.
Soha says that they want to play with her.
Golu says that he too wants to play with her.
Ishwari is surprised: With me?
Soha says yes.
Ishwari says okay. Do they want to hear a story?
They both nod.
Ishwari says that this is not just story. It's also a song. Should I start?
But then she starts a poem instead.
Me: Maata ki leela. Kabhi kuch bhi promise karle, deliver kuch aur hi karegi.
(Maata's dandy deeds. Whatever she may promise, she will deliver something else.)
Ishwari then continues the most rubbish poem I have ever heard in my life.
But somehow Golu managed to decipher that he is the little bear and Soha managed to decipher that she is the squirrel.
However, even Ishwari could not decipher heads or tails out of her own poem. So she said that she doesn't know. So they should ask their Mummy.
Then she shoos them away from the kitchen.
Me: Poem was rubbish. But Maata looked normal and not zombie ghost from horror movie. I will take rubbish poem if she retains her sane self.
Vicky is sulking in his room. Elena comes to get him.
Vicky refuses to come out. Elena tries to convince him.
Vicky still refuses to go out.
Elena says that after such a long time both families came together. If tomorrow Dev and Sona gets together what will he do then?
Vicky rages that if Dev and Sona get together, Suhana will get everything and Golu will get nothing. He doesn't want his Golu to be a side hero like him.
Elena asks what does he mean?
Vicky says that her sister Sonakshi is a successful entrepreneur, a doctor, a super mom and she is only a simple photographer. Does she want this to happen with Golu?
Elena says that she doesn't want Golu to turn like him. So he can stop worrying about Golu. He can make his own future on his own and she will make sure of that. It might happen that because of his neglect and the poison in him, he doesn't remain in Golu's future.
Me: God, the level of hypocrisy between the two is astonishing.
Vicky uncle, first of all, you have to stop thinking that Golu will ever get Dev's entire property whether Dev gets back to Sona or not. He now knows that he has a daughter. Even if he hates Sona's guts (which he doesn't), he still won't give his entire property to Golu. And if you don't stop your jerk attitude, you will be caught, kicked out on your ear and cost Golu whatever he might have got from his uncle. So shut up and mind your business.
Elena aunty, your hypocrisy probably comes from Asha. How the heck did you say that because of Vicky's neglect he won't remain in Golu's future and not think about your neglect? What have you managed to achieve in your life? Are you the best photographer in town? Are you the best wife? The best mother? So what have you accomplished in life?
You play at being a photographer and pretend to be a career woman so that you don't have to play at being a mother.
You don't even bother to play at being a mother. You remember occasionally that your son needs parenting but the next moment you start poking into Sonakshi and Dev's non-existent love life instead of raising your kids.
Newsflash for you two, you guys are already no where in Golu's past, present and future.
So you two can stop being a hypocrite and smell the coffee.
Ishwari is scolding an employee in the kitchen on how to cut bell peppers like a flower.
Sonakshi comes there: The moment you touch, everything becomes perfect.
Me *Snorting pepsi through nose*: Say what? Behena, have you lost your bloody mind? What is the condition of your perfect fairy tale love story pray tell? What is the status of that after Maata had her way with it? Kuch bhi, hain? (Anything, huh?)
Ishwari is all blushy blushy: Arre beta, why did you come here?
Me: WTF? Beta? *Checks around* Is there anyone else around? Who is Maata talking to?
Sonakshi asks: Why are you here?
Ishwari says: I was just showing him how to cut vegetables.
Sonakshi: Can I help?
Ishwari: No beta. I have invited you for dinner. I will just be a minute.
Me (*snorting pepsi again*): Dammit, Maata's beta is giving me mini heart attacks. Someone tell me what the eff is going on here.
Behena grabs the knife and starts chopping the bell peppers exactly like Maata showed: Like this, no?
Maata smiles (genuine kind): Yes. When did you learn? Like preparing food and stuff?
Sonakshi smiles: I can't do much. But make some stuff for Soha.
Ishwari (More genuine smile): That's good.
They prepare salad together.
They both start talking about Suhana. They both smile.
Behena asks Maata to go ahead.
Maata says: Suhana is very lovable girl. She talks a lot about her. She says that her mother is very courageous.
Sona says: She also talks about you. She says that my grandmother is best in the world.
Ishwari is flattered: Really?
Me: Hain? Did Maata had a body transplant? Is Maata dead and this is her ghost? What happened between Mamaji's gyan and her fake smile to now? Which alien ship replaced Maata 1.0 with Maata 2.0 updated version?
Sona smells something good and goes to sniff. She sees all the food Ishwari has prepared.
She asks so much stuff she made on her own?
Ishwari very politely apologetically says that there's no non-veg there.
Sona says: So what, auntyji? You made it with so much love. There can't be more tasty food than this.
Ishwari is happy: Now I wish everyone likes it.
Sona asks: What else did you make tonight?
Bhaiya appears along with instant awkwardness: Palak Paneer, Malai Kofta, Baigan Bharta, Bhindi, Navratan Korma, Pulao and Maa's special Halwa. I had told Maa to take rest and I will order from outside. But Maa didn't listen to me at all. I'd cancel one dish and she will increase one. But you know what? Had Maa not cook tonight, I'd have felt bad too. Because you know Maa is the best cook in the world.
Sonakshi thanks Ishwari for making all this.
Ishwari says that she likes cooking for everyone.
Sona leaves to find Sona.
Bhaiya also thanks his Maa.
Me: Ek thappad lagana hain mere ko Bhaiya ke gaal pe. I swear the insensitivity is outstanding. Your mother just came from hospital. And you moron is happy that your mother cooked a storm for a bunch of people because she is the best cook in the world?
Did you guys notice how the moment he entered, an instant awkwardness came over Sona and Ishwari?
So the conclusion is that Bhaiya should not be separated with Sona, but he should live separately so that Sonakshi can take care of both family. She can even handle Vicky and Radha better than Bhaiya.
Asha and Ishwari are sitting in a room. Asha says that she was thinking that...
Ishwari says that she knows what she is thinking. She is wondering what changed suddenly that she invited them to her home like this? Whatever happened between two families, your thinking this is strange is normal.
Me: Arre naa re, Maata. Asha thinks this is totally normal. Only Bijoy thinks this sudden lau is abnormal. So chill. If you slap Asha today and send her a telegram tomorrow, she will come running.
Ishwari continues: I could never imagine what your daughter Sonakshi did for me. She lifted a heavy burden from my head that was bothering me for years. She didn't care about herself and took such a big risk for me. Even my own family couldn't do it for me. There was a man who wanted to hurt my family...
Asha stops Ishwari: I am sorry. But you don't need to tell me anything about this. Even Sona didn't tell me anything. This is your and your family's concern. I don't need to know all this. I am just happy that my daughter could do something for you.
Ishwari: Not just something, she has done a huge favour on me. Such a big favour that I can never repay her back. I still don't understand how do I honour that child. I just took a small step in that direction by inviting you all here.
Suddenly she looks up and sees Bijoy standing there glaring at Ishwari and Asha.
Ishwari leaves from there.
Me: Ummm... I am confused.
Ishu Maata, if you are that hell bent on honouring them, why didn't you drink water which Asha got for you or the medicine which Sona got for you?
You didn't invite Bose family out of your own will. Your son told you to invite and that's when you did it. Even then, you were not happy about it.
So where is this amazing gratefulness erupting from?
And Asha, don't act okay? I can hear your inner voice when Ishwari said that she doesn't know how to honour your daughter. It's more in the line of, can she take your liability off your hand now that she has settled your family into luxury? Who wants a divorced daughter sitting at home like an eye sore, huh Asha?
And Bijoy, fix your expression. That's annoying to watch. Go home if this atmosphere is becoming suffocating. There is no need to torture yourself and watch your family gush over Dixits as if they had got grand welcome with flower petals in the past.
Bijoy asks Asha what kind of favour is she talking about?
Asha refuses to speak.
Bijoy says that he will talk to Sona about it.
Asha stops him and tells him that she just helped them. There is no need to create scene here. Does he problem with her helping them too?
Bijoy says that she didn't just help anybody. She helped these people. He doesn't want Sona keeping any relationship with them. It's their problem. Why should Sona solve them? You just watch. They will control our Sona again and ruin her life again. You just watch...
He leaves and Asha makes faces.
Me: Asha, don't make faces but get very worried. Until now, everyone of Bijoy's warning came true and none of your prediction proved right. So if I were you, I will worry for Sona.
Also, if I were you Asha, I will come clean about Saurabh's Sangeet theft fiasco asap. Otherwise, you will be responsible for Bijoy's reaction. Do you think Vicky won't use Ishwari's secret on Bijoy to use him like a weapon? But if he knew about Saurabh's Sangeet, then he won't react that badly. You are possibly one of the most idiot person in this show and we have a lot of them here.
And CVs, sometimes do watch old episodes so that you don't completely ruin the characters. This is the Bijoy Bose who didn't ask a single question to Sona when she saved Dev's life. Why will he get upset about Sona helping Ishwari now? It's more likely with his character to get happy that Sona didn't hang around here for Dev. She just helped Ishwari. Just like last time he got relieved when he heard Sona slamming Dev in his office and stopped being over-protective.
Anyhoo, Vicky is sulking. Radha comes there.
Vicky thinks it's Elena and starts saying how he is not going to listen to her and won't come down. Talking to Elena is like talking to an angus cow... blah blah blah (Me: I tune out when he speaks)
Radha calls his name. Vicky accuses her of listening without letting him know that it's her and not Elena.
Radha gets angry at him for taking his frustration on Elena.
Me: Haila!!! Aaj kya saas ka khaas day hain? Saari saas line pe?
(Is today a special day for MIL? All MIL is on point?)
Vicky says that whatever he touches go wrong.
Radha tells him to think with cool mind. It doesn't mean that he will get upset with his wifey (Me: Nooooo... That's what my husband calls me. Bloody CVs put that name on Elena). She is his wife, mother of their round Golu. And he loves her so much. He should not risk his marriage for all this mess.
Me: Wow!!! Wow!!! I am speechless. Radha loves Elena. Go figure. But then, Radha had never harmed her son's marriage or her daughter-in-law unlike Maata.
Vicky says that everything happened because of Bangalan. Everything he is doing, he is doing for Golu and Elena but she doesn't understand it. When he tried to tell her, she kicked him out of Golu's future.
Me: Don't worry, Vicky uncle. Elena won't be there either. Golu will kick you both out.
Radha says that no one can out him. They will set his and Golu's future and will kick Bangalan out.
Vicky wonders how?
Radha asks him to come out and see for himself how she bans that Bangalan permanently from Dixit mansion.
Me: Okay, here comes the new bakdi (goat) on her way to halal. As in the prospective bride no. 3. (Natasha - 1, Sona - 2, This one - 3. We are not counting the numerous women Bhaiya could have married instead of having affairs with. I don't have enough fingers or toes for them)
In the living room, Saurabh tells Mamaji that Ronita and him went on honeymoon and his parents came there.
Everyone laughs.
Asha says in mock anger that he is making up stories. After all he is a writer's son.
Me: Tab to aunty main bhi writer. Ek book na aapki publish hui aur naa meri. Lekin bolne mein writer che.
(Then aunty I am also writer. Neither you not I published a single book. But bragging about being a writer)
Sona is watching them laughing. Bhaiya comes there.
He says: Everyone is so happy.
Sona says: Yes. They are looking very happy. But you are looking the happiest. What's the matter?
Bhaiya tries to change the topic saying: It's smelling so good here.
Sona says: The smell is good but you are cooking something else.
Bhaiya: Didn't I say that non-veg is not allowed in this home? (Then looks at Behena) You are not talking about food, naa? What are you talking about? What else be cooking? What are you saying?
Sona: Are you done? Should I ask now? What is going on? Why are you doing all this?
Bhaiya looks dumb.
Sona: I know you heard the question. Now answer.
Bhaiya: Meh...
Me: Now he is even sounding dumb.
Sona: Why are you meh meh like a lamb? Tell me.
Bhaiya: Maa did all this. What have I done?
Sona (gestures with her hand): You think I am that dumb?
Bhaiya (reducing that gap): Not that much. Just a little.
Sona slaps Bhaiya's forearm.
Bijoy is looking at them with Doom's Day expression.
Me: No, Bijoy. I won't sympathise with you today. You know how I stopped sympathising with Sonakshi when she kept putting herself in the same situation over and over again? Yes, well. Now you have reached that threshold. At some point, you have to leave people to their fate. You can't protect people who doesn't want to be protected.
You have what my husband has. He also has white knight complex. Whether someone needs his help or not, he will jump in kicking or screaming to help them. But then he got me to drag him back and tell him to wait until someone approaches him for help so that they value his help more. Why bestow pearls on a sow who won't appreciate it? You hold your dignity on your own hands. It's your first responsibility to protect. Protect your own respect first before trying to protect others.
Mamaji tries to make small talk. But Bijoy is distracted looking at Behena and Bhaiya. He mumbles nonsense answer and is about to go after behena when Asha makes him sit down.
Sona asks again to Bhaiya: Tell me.
Bhaiya says: Tell what? What did I do?
Sona: Listen Dev Dixit, I know you very well. You have done all this that's going on. And behind this idea, there's some grand game going on in your head. Okay, you don't want to say? I will ask Maa.
Bhaiya grabs Behena's hands: Hey Khargosh, what do you want to know?
Bijoy gets a minor heart attack seeing Bhaiya grabbing Behena.
Me: Don't worry, Baba. Bhaiya will get equally potent heart attacks when some boy grabs Soha's hands. That day is not that far away considering Soha is already 8. Just ten years more and then Bhaiya will be standing on the door with military rifle and baseball bat.
Sona tries to shrug his hands: Leave me. Keep your Mr. Obhodro attitude to yourself.
Bhaiya let's go her hands: Okay, fine fine. I will tell you. Sonakshi, 7 years ago, the relationship that broke, the misunderstanding between you and Maa and you and me, is all because of me.
Sona: Dev, why are you saying all this? Forget it.
Bhaiya: Did you forget everything?
Sona: What's the point remembering them?
Bhaiya: Sonakshi, you don't have to remember what you haven't forgotten.
Sona: Dev, we have talked about this.
Bhaiya: What are you talking about?
Sona: What are you talking about?
Bhaiya: I am saying that 7 years ago, the misunderstandings that happened was because of me. You kept saying it repeatedly but I could not say it then. Today I can't fix those mistakes. But I can admit them. You and Maa didn't have any problem. It was neither of your fault. You just had different thinking. I should have created a bridge of love between you. But I kept loving you separately. Because of that you two could never come together. I am admitting my mistake today.
Sona: Dev, please.
Me: Behena please, shut the eff up. Bhaiya, you continue.
Bhaiya: I have seen a lot of ups and down in life but no more. There will be no problem, no crack in this relationship. I am doing all this for Suhana (Throws smouldering glance at Behena).
Me: Yes, sure. We are soooo believing you while you are slurping on Behena with your eyes.
Bijoy is about to go up again when Asha tries to make him sit.
Bijoy says that now he can't even go to washroom? Mamaji tells Asha to let him go.
Bijoy goes.
Bhaiya is continuing: When we have decided to live like this, I won't let any problem come in Suhana's life because of them. Tell me, Sonakshi. Are you with me in this plan? You will, right?
Sonakshi looks at Bhaiya. Bijoy and Ishwari look at them. Bijoy glaring, Ishwari with happy smile.
Just then lights go out.
Me: Exactly the state of my brain. Mera bhi fuse udd gaya iss ulti ganga mein dho dhoke.
(My fuse also blew by constant splash of this crazy river)
CVs, since when Ishwari who didn't even sniff the medicine Sona got for her suddenly became Mother India and Bijoy who didn't even blink an eye when Sona saved Bhaiya became Godfather? No really. I'd like some clarification on who the eff did you replace your writer with and what la la land did he drop from?
Bhaiya, you have made me happy today. When your brain awakens, it really gets up on fast charge, eh?
Welcome, Bhaiya's brain...
Anyhoo, due to powercut, chaos erupts.
Bhaiya says that he will check on generator. He walks away.
Ishwari is going around like bhatakti atma (Roaming soul).
Bhaiya grabs Behena's hand in the dark. Behena gets scare of her life. He says that he is here.
Mamaji is looking for lantern like haunted mansion's caretaker.
Radha gets injured looking for red.
Me: Nope. Nothing serious. I mean someone could push her down the stairs, but no one did.
Sona asks about Soha and Golu. No one cares that Jatin disappeared since welcome drink to place unknown.
Behena asks for Soha and Golu. Bhaiya is about to leave. But suddenly the fear of darkness which apparently Behena overcame when Bhaiya locked her in their office makes a guest appearance. So she doesn't want Bhaiya to go.
Bhaiya asks if she is still scared of dark. Behena stammers and denies.
Bhaiya: Really? Don't be scared. Electricity will come back in a moment.
Me: Not to worry, Bhaiya. Her fear of darkness is like your health condition. It appears at will.
Bhaiya gets a chance to be hero. So he stands there to protect the moron damsel from darkness in his house protected by security surrounded by both of their families.
Me: *SNORT*
Bhaiya asks Jassi to go check generator.
Bijoy bumps into something. Sona asks where is he.
He says that wherever he is, he is not close to him.
Then he bumps into Dida muttering about Dixit living in crappy area. Dida scolds him and asks him to stand still in one place.
Both Bhaiya and Behena don't have phone with them.
Bhaiya says that electricity will come in a moment.
He calls for Maa. Ishwari says that she is also looking for him. Bhaiya tells him to remain where he is.
Radha is also complaining.
Mamaji asks everyone to remain where they are. Otherwise they might bump into food.
Bhaiya says that food is fine. But if Saurabh falls on someone, then...
Behena slaps his arm...
Saurabh wakes up from his stooper: I am getting up.
Bhaiya tells him not to get up.
Mamaji says: You don't get up. Stay fallen wherever you have fallen.
Vicky comes asking for Jassi to fix the generator.
They inform him that Jassi has gone to fix the generator.
Sona calls for Elena, Golu and Soha.
Elena says that she is there. The kids were also there with her. But she doesn't know where they went.
Me: And, I rest my case on world's most useless mother.
Radha is also cribbing about darkness. But she sees something in the dark and sits down saying she is sitting on the couch.
Ronita says that she is sitting on her, not couch.
Radha gets up in a hurry and says sorry.
Suddenly they see that Golu and Soha are lighting candles around them.
Me: Uparwale ne Golu aur Soha ko akal dete dete, adults ki akal chat liya.
(God was so busy distributing brains on Soha and Golu, He sucked out the brains from adults)
Soha asks everyone to come there.
Ishwari says that her kids are so smart and only kisses Soha.
Me: Golu who? Oh he is kid too? Nah. I thought he was invisible most times like Jatin who vanished like Mr. India.
PRECAP: Sona bumps into the swing and gets injured. She shouts when Bhaiya shuts her mouth.
Ishwari hears Sona's voice and goes to check who it is.
Sona is sitting on the swing while Bhaiya is tending her feet: Now you know how much you get hurt from this swing.
Sona says: You never liked this swing.
Me: Noooo... Say it isn't so. I'd have never guessed it. What gave that away, Miss Einstein? And yes, that was sarcasm.
Bhaiya: No no, that's not it. I liked it. You got this swing. Otherwise I would have thrown it out long back.
Sona asks: Why are you staring like this?
Bhaiya: Is it necessary to say the reason? Just looking.
Me: Yes. Because this is all for Suhana, remember? So what benefit is it to Suhana for you to stare at Behena like you had been hungry for days and Behena is New York Cheesecake?
Ishwari sees them with Behena on the swing and Bhaiya is sitting down holding her foot.
Me: No reaction. Because I don't know what reaction Maata will come up with tomorrow. If CVs hadn't turned the table today, I'd have thought that Maata will be back to her ho ho. But since CVs did 180 degree personality flip, she might turn into Lady Santa with ho ho ho... So I don't know.
NO RULES!!! YAY!!!
Who sleeping beauty?
Arre, Bhaiya's brain. Who else?
It had been cursed by an evil witch (Mal-Ishwari) into eternal sleep.
Finally a true love's kick (in the head) woke it up.
Now we only hope that Bhaiya's brain had enough nap to not go back to snooze mode anytime soon. I don't think I can take another decade of brainless Bhaiya in zombie mode.
My patience is ittu sa (this little) thin these days (not that I had a much bigger supply to start with) and nothing riles me up more than supposedly normal intelligent people behaving like bloody idiots.
EPISODE: The episode starts with Soha and Golu is sulking in the kitchen. Ishwari asks why are they upset. Suhana says that she took their idea to bake cake.
Ishwari says that because kids should not play in kitchen.
Golu says that they should not have trusted Jassi bhaiya. He went and told Badi Dadi everything.
Soha says that what will they do then?
Golu asks if they can help her.
Ishwari asks if they don't want to play instead.
Soha says that they want to play with her.
Golu says that he too wants to play with her.
Ishwari is surprised: With me?
Soha says yes.
Ishwari says okay. Do they want to hear a story?
They both nod.
Ishwari says that this is not just story. It's also a song. Should I start?
But then she starts a poem instead.
Me: Maata ki leela. Kabhi kuch bhi promise karle, deliver kuch aur hi karegi.
(Maata's dandy deeds. Whatever she may promise, she will deliver something else.)
Ishwari then continues the most rubbish poem I have ever heard in my life.
But somehow Golu managed to decipher that he is the little bear and Soha managed to decipher that she is the squirrel.
However, even Ishwari could not decipher heads or tails out of her own poem. So she said that she doesn't know. So they should ask their Mummy.
Then she shoos them away from the kitchen.
Me: Poem was rubbish. But Maata looked normal and not zombie ghost from horror movie. I will take rubbish poem if she retains her sane self.
Vicky is sulking in his room. Elena comes to get him.
Vicky refuses to come out. Elena tries to convince him.
Vicky still refuses to go out.
Elena says that after such a long time both families came together. If tomorrow Dev and Sona gets together what will he do then?
Vicky rages that if Dev and Sona get together, Suhana will get everything and Golu will get nothing. He doesn't want his Golu to be a side hero like him.
Elena asks what does he mean?
Vicky says that her sister Sonakshi is a successful entrepreneur, a doctor, a super mom and she is only a simple photographer. Does she want this to happen with Golu?
Elena says that she doesn't want Golu to turn like him. So he can stop worrying about Golu. He can make his own future on his own and she will make sure of that. It might happen that because of his neglect and the poison in him, he doesn't remain in Golu's future.
Me: God, the level of hypocrisy between the two is astonishing.
Vicky uncle, first of all, you have to stop thinking that Golu will ever get Dev's entire property whether Dev gets back to Sona or not. He now knows that he has a daughter. Even if he hates Sona's guts (which he doesn't), he still won't give his entire property to Golu. And if you don't stop your jerk attitude, you will be caught, kicked out on your ear and cost Golu whatever he might have got from his uncle. So shut up and mind your business.
Elena aunty, your hypocrisy probably comes from Asha. How the heck did you say that because of Vicky's neglect he won't remain in Golu's future and not think about your neglect? What have you managed to achieve in your life? Are you the best photographer in town? Are you the best wife? The best mother? So what have you accomplished in life?
You play at being a photographer and pretend to be a career woman so that you don't have to play at being a mother.
You don't even bother to play at being a mother. You remember occasionally that your son needs parenting but the next moment you start poking into Sonakshi and Dev's non-existent love life instead of raising your kids.
Newsflash for you two, you guys are already no where in Golu's past, present and future.
So you two can stop being a hypocrite and smell the coffee.
Ishwari is scolding an employee in the kitchen on how to cut bell peppers like a flower.
Sonakshi comes there: The moment you touch, everything becomes perfect.
Me *Snorting pepsi through nose*: Say what? Behena, have you lost your bloody mind? What is the condition of your perfect fairy tale love story pray tell? What is the status of that after Maata had her way with it? Kuch bhi, hain? (Anything, huh?)
Ishwari is all blushy blushy: Arre beta, why did you come here?
Me: WTF? Beta? *Checks around* Is there anyone else around? Who is Maata talking to?
Sonakshi asks: Why are you here?
Ishwari says: I was just showing him how to cut vegetables.
Sonakshi: Can I help?
Ishwari: No beta. I have invited you for dinner. I will just be a minute.
Me (*snorting pepsi again*): Dammit, Maata's beta is giving me mini heart attacks. Someone tell me what the eff is going on here.
Behena grabs the knife and starts chopping the bell peppers exactly like Maata showed: Like this, no?
Maata smiles (genuine kind): Yes. When did you learn? Like preparing food and stuff?
Sonakshi smiles: I can't do much. But make some stuff for Soha.
Ishwari (More genuine smile): That's good.
They prepare salad together.
They both start talking about Suhana. They both smile.
Behena asks Maata to go ahead.
Maata says: Suhana is very lovable girl. She talks a lot about her. She says that her mother is very courageous.
Sona says: She also talks about you. She says that my grandmother is best in the world.
Ishwari is flattered: Really?
Me: Hain? Did Maata had a body transplant? Is Maata dead and this is her ghost? What happened between Mamaji's gyan and her fake smile to now? Which alien ship replaced Maata 1.0 with Maata 2.0 updated version?
Sona smells something good and goes to sniff. She sees all the food Ishwari has prepared.
She asks so much stuff she made on her own?
Ishwari very politely apologetically says that there's no non-veg there.
Sona says: So what, auntyji? You made it with so much love. There can't be more tasty food than this.
Ishwari is happy: Now I wish everyone likes it.
Sona asks: What else did you make tonight?
Bhaiya appears along with instant awkwardness: Palak Paneer, Malai Kofta, Baigan Bharta, Bhindi, Navratan Korma, Pulao and Maa's special Halwa. I had told Maa to take rest and I will order from outside. But Maa didn't listen to me at all. I'd cancel one dish and she will increase one. But you know what? Had Maa not cook tonight, I'd have felt bad too. Because you know Maa is the best cook in the world.
Sonakshi thanks Ishwari for making all this.
Ishwari says that she likes cooking for everyone.
Sona leaves to find Sona.
Bhaiya also thanks his Maa.
Me: Ek thappad lagana hain mere ko Bhaiya ke gaal pe. I swear the insensitivity is outstanding. Your mother just came from hospital. And you moron is happy that your mother cooked a storm for a bunch of people because she is the best cook in the world?
Did you guys notice how the moment he entered, an instant awkwardness came over Sona and Ishwari?
So the conclusion is that Bhaiya should not be separated with Sona, but he should live separately so that Sonakshi can take care of both family. She can even handle Vicky and Radha better than Bhaiya.
Asha and Ishwari are sitting in a room. Asha says that she was thinking that...
Ishwari says that she knows what she is thinking. She is wondering what changed suddenly that she invited them to her home like this? Whatever happened between two families, your thinking this is strange is normal.
Me: Arre naa re, Maata. Asha thinks this is totally normal. Only Bijoy thinks this sudden lau is abnormal. So chill. If you slap Asha today and send her a telegram tomorrow, she will come running.
Ishwari continues: I could never imagine what your daughter Sonakshi did for me. She lifted a heavy burden from my head that was bothering me for years. She didn't care about herself and took such a big risk for me. Even my own family couldn't do it for me. There was a man who wanted to hurt my family...
Asha stops Ishwari: I am sorry. But you don't need to tell me anything about this. Even Sona didn't tell me anything. This is your and your family's concern. I don't need to know all this. I am just happy that my daughter could do something for you.
Ishwari: Not just something, she has done a huge favour on me. Such a big favour that I can never repay her back. I still don't understand how do I honour that child. I just took a small step in that direction by inviting you all here.
Suddenly she looks up and sees Bijoy standing there glaring at Ishwari and Asha.
Ishwari leaves from there.
Me: Ummm... I am confused.
Ishu Maata, if you are that hell bent on honouring them, why didn't you drink water which Asha got for you or the medicine which Sona got for you?
You didn't invite Bose family out of your own will. Your son told you to invite and that's when you did it. Even then, you were not happy about it.
So where is this amazing gratefulness erupting from?
And Asha, don't act okay? I can hear your inner voice when Ishwari said that she doesn't know how to honour your daughter. It's more in the line of, can she take your liability off your hand now that she has settled your family into luxury? Who wants a divorced daughter sitting at home like an eye sore, huh Asha?
And Bijoy, fix your expression. That's annoying to watch. Go home if this atmosphere is becoming suffocating. There is no need to torture yourself and watch your family gush over Dixits as if they had got grand welcome with flower petals in the past.
Bijoy asks Asha what kind of favour is she talking about?
Asha refuses to speak.
Bijoy says that he will talk to Sona about it.
Asha stops him and tells him that she just helped them. There is no need to create scene here. Does he problem with her helping them too?
Bijoy says that she didn't just help anybody. She helped these people. He doesn't want Sona keeping any relationship with them. It's their problem. Why should Sona solve them? You just watch. They will control our Sona again and ruin her life again. You just watch...
He leaves and Asha makes faces.
Me: Asha, don't make faces but get very worried. Until now, everyone of Bijoy's warning came true and none of your prediction proved right. So if I were you, I will worry for Sona.
Also, if I were you Asha, I will come clean about Saurabh's Sangeet theft fiasco asap. Otherwise, you will be responsible for Bijoy's reaction. Do you think Vicky won't use Ishwari's secret on Bijoy to use him like a weapon? But if he knew about Saurabh's Sangeet, then he won't react that badly. You are possibly one of the most idiot person in this show and we have a lot of them here.
And CVs, sometimes do watch old episodes so that you don't completely ruin the characters. This is the Bijoy Bose who didn't ask a single question to Sona when she saved Dev's life. Why will he get upset about Sona helping Ishwari now? It's more likely with his character to get happy that Sona didn't hang around here for Dev. She just helped Ishwari. Just like last time he got relieved when he heard Sona slamming Dev in his office and stopped being over-protective.
Anyhoo, Vicky is sulking. Radha comes there.
Vicky thinks it's Elena and starts saying how he is not going to listen to her and won't come down. Talking to Elena is like talking to an angus cow... blah blah blah (Me: I tune out when he speaks)
Radha calls his name. Vicky accuses her of listening without letting him know that it's her and not Elena.
Radha gets angry at him for taking his frustration on Elena.
Me: Haila!!! Aaj kya saas ka khaas day hain? Saari saas line pe?
(Is today a special day for MIL? All MIL is on point?)
Vicky says that whatever he touches go wrong.
Radha tells him to think with cool mind. It doesn't mean that he will get upset with his wifey (Me: Nooooo... That's what my husband calls me. Bloody CVs put that name on Elena). She is his wife, mother of their round Golu. And he loves her so much. He should not risk his marriage for all this mess.
Me: Wow!!! Wow!!! I am speechless. Radha loves Elena. Go figure. But then, Radha had never harmed her son's marriage or her daughter-in-law unlike Maata.
Vicky says that everything happened because of Bangalan. Everything he is doing, he is doing for Golu and Elena but she doesn't understand it. When he tried to tell her, she kicked him out of Golu's future.
Me: Don't worry, Vicky uncle. Elena won't be there either. Golu will kick you both out.
Radha says that no one can out him. They will set his and Golu's future and will kick Bangalan out.
Vicky wonders how?
Radha asks him to come out and see for himself how she bans that Bangalan permanently from Dixit mansion.
Me: Okay, here comes the new bakdi (goat) on her way to halal. As in the prospective bride no. 3. (Natasha - 1, Sona - 2, This one - 3. We are not counting the numerous women Bhaiya could have married instead of having affairs with. I don't have enough fingers or toes for them)
In the living room, Saurabh tells Mamaji that Ronita and him went on honeymoon and his parents came there.
Everyone laughs.
Asha says in mock anger that he is making up stories. After all he is a writer's son.
Me: Tab to aunty main bhi writer. Ek book na aapki publish hui aur naa meri. Lekin bolne mein writer che.
(Then aunty I am also writer. Neither you not I published a single book. But bragging about being a writer)
Sona is watching them laughing. Bhaiya comes there.
He says: Everyone is so happy.
Sona says: Yes. They are looking very happy. But you are looking the happiest. What's the matter?
Bhaiya tries to change the topic saying: It's smelling so good here.
Sona says: The smell is good but you are cooking something else.
Bhaiya: Didn't I say that non-veg is not allowed in this home? (Then looks at Behena) You are not talking about food, naa? What are you talking about? What else be cooking? What are you saying?
Sona: Are you done? Should I ask now? What is going on? Why are you doing all this?
Bhaiya looks dumb.
Sona: I know you heard the question. Now answer.
Bhaiya: Meh...
Me: Now he is even sounding dumb.
Sona: Why are you meh meh like a lamb? Tell me.
Bhaiya: Maa did all this. What have I done?
Sona (gestures with her hand): You think I am that dumb?
Bhaiya (reducing that gap): Not that much. Just a little.
Sona slaps Bhaiya's forearm.
Bijoy is looking at them with Doom's Day expression.
Me: No, Bijoy. I won't sympathise with you today. You know how I stopped sympathising with Sonakshi when she kept putting herself in the same situation over and over again? Yes, well. Now you have reached that threshold. At some point, you have to leave people to their fate. You can't protect people who doesn't want to be protected.
You have what my husband has. He also has white knight complex. Whether someone needs his help or not, he will jump in kicking or screaming to help them. But then he got me to drag him back and tell him to wait until someone approaches him for help so that they value his help more. Why bestow pearls on a sow who won't appreciate it? You hold your dignity on your own hands. It's your first responsibility to protect. Protect your own respect first before trying to protect others.
Mamaji tries to make small talk. But Bijoy is distracted looking at Behena and Bhaiya. He mumbles nonsense answer and is about to go after behena when Asha makes him sit down.
Sona asks again to Bhaiya: Tell me.
Bhaiya says: Tell what? What did I do?
Sona: Listen Dev Dixit, I know you very well. You have done all this that's going on. And behind this idea, there's some grand game going on in your head. Okay, you don't want to say? I will ask Maa.
Bhaiya grabs Behena's hands: Hey Khargosh, what do you want to know?
Bijoy gets a minor heart attack seeing Bhaiya grabbing Behena.
Me: Don't worry, Baba. Bhaiya will get equally potent heart attacks when some boy grabs Soha's hands. That day is not that far away considering Soha is already 8. Just ten years more and then Bhaiya will be standing on the door with military rifle and baseball bat.
Sona tries to shrug his hands: Leave me. Keep your Mr. Obhodro attitude to yourself.
Bhaiya let's go her hands: Okay, fine fine. I will tell you. Sonakshi, 7 years ago, the relationship that broke, the misunderstanding between you and Maa and you and me, is all because of me.
Sona: Dev, why are you saying all this? Forget it.
Bhaiya: Did you forget everything?
Sona: What's the point remembering them?
Bhaiya: Sonakshi, you don't have to remember what you haven't forgotten.
Sona: Dev, we have talked about this.
Bhaiya: What are you talking about?
Sona: What are you talking about?
Bhaiya: I am saying that 7 years ago, the misunderstandings that happened was because of me. You kept saying it repeatedly but I could not say it then. Today I can't fix those mistakes. But I can admit them. You and Maa didn't have any problem. It was neither of your fault. You just had different thinking. I should have created a bridge of love between you. But I kept loving you separately. Because of that you two could never come together. I am admitting my mistake today.
Sona: Dev, please.
Me: Behena please, shut the eff up. Bhaiya, you continue.
Bhaiya: I have seen a lot of ups and down in life but no more. There will be no problem, no crack in this relationship. I am doing all this for Suhana (Throws smouldering glance at Behena).
Me: Yes, sure. We are soooo believing you while you are slurping on Behena with your eyes.
Bijoy is about to go up again when Asha tries to make him sit.
Bijoy says that now he can't even go to washroom? Mamaji tells Asha to let him go.
Bijoy goes.
Bhaiya is continuing: When we have decided to live like this, I won't let any problem come in Suhana's life because of them. Tell me, Sonakshi. Are you with me in this plan? You will, right?
Sonakshi looks at Bhaiya. Bijoy and Ishwari look at them. Bijoy glaring, Ishwari with happy smile.
Just then lights go out.
Me: Exactly the state of my brain. Mera bhi fuse udd gaya iss ulti ganga mein dho dhoke.
(My fuse also blew by constant splash of this crazy river)
CVs, since when Ishwari who didn't even sniff the medicine Sona got for her suddenly became Mother India and Bijoy who didn't even blink an eye when Sona saved Bhaiya became Godfather? No really. I'd like some clarification on who the eff did you replace your writer with and what la la land did he drop from?
Bhaiya, you have made me happy today. When your brain awakens, it really gets up on fast charge, eh?
Welcome, Bhaiya's brain...
Anyhoo, due to powercut, chaos erupts.
Bhaiya says that he will check on generator. He walks away.
Ishwari is going around like bhatakti atma (Roaming soul).
Bhaiya grabs Behena's hand in the dark. Behena gets scare of her life. He says that he is here.
Mamaji is looking for lantern like haunted mansion's caretaker.
Radha gets injured looking for red.
Me: Nope. Nothing serious. I mean someone could push her down the stairs, but no one did.
Sona asks about Soha and Golu. No one cares that Jatin disappeared since welcome drink to place unknown.
Behena asks for Soha and Golu. Bhaiya is about to leave. But suddenly the fear of darkness which apparently Behena overcame when Bhaiya locked her in their office makes a guest appearance. So she doesn't want Bhaiya to go.
Bhaiya asks if she is still scared of dark. Behena stammers and denies.
Bhaiya: Really? Don't be scared. Electricity will come back in a moment.
Me: Not to worry, Bhaiya. Her fear of darkness is like your health condition. It appears at will.
Bhaiya gets a chance to be hero. So he stands there to protect the moron damsel from darkness in his house protected by security surrounded by both of their families.
Me: *SNORT*
Bhaiya asks Jassi to go check generator.
Bijoy bumps into something. Sona asks where is he.
He says that wherever he is, he is not close to him.
Then he bumps into Dida muttering about Dixit living in crappy area. Dida scolds him and asks him to stand still in one place.
Both Bhaiya and Behena don't have phone with them.
Bhaiya says that electricity will come in a moment.
He calls for Maa. Ishwari says that she is also looking for him. Bhaiya tells him to remain where he is.
Radha is also complaining.
Mamaji asks everyone to remain where they are. Otherwise they might bump into food.
Bhaiya says that food is fine. But if Saurabh falls on someone, then...
Behena slaps his arm...
Saurabh wakes up from his stooper: I am getting up.
Bhaiya tells him not to get up.
Mamaji says: You don't get up. Stay fallen wherever you have fallen.
Vicky comes asking for Jassi to fix the generator.
They inform him that Jassi has gone to fix the generator.
Sona calls for Elena, Golu and Soha.
Elena says that she is there. The kids were also there with her. But she doesn't know where they went.
Me: And, I rest my case on world's most useless mother.
Radha is also cribbing about darkness. But she sees something in the dark and sits down saying she is sitting on the couch.
Ronita says that she is sitting on her, not couch.
Radha gets up in a hurry and says sorry.
Suddenly they see that Golu and Soha are lighting candles around them.
Me: Uparwale ne Golu aur Soha ko akal dete dete, adults ki akal chat liya.
(God was so busy distributing brains on Soha and Golu, He sucked out the brains from adults)
Soha asks everyone to come there.
Ishwari says that her kids are so smart and only kisses Soha.
Me: Golu who? Oh he is kid too? Nah. I thought he was invisible most times like Jatin who vanished like Mr. India.
PRECAP: Sona bumps into the swing and gets injured. She shouts when Bhaiya shuts her mouth.
Ishwari hears Sona's voice and goes to check who it is.
Sona is sitting on the swing while Bhaiya is tending her feet: Now you know how much you get hurt from this swing.
Sona says: You never liked this swing.
Me: Noooo... Say it isn't so. I'd have never guessed it. What gave that away, Miss Einstein? And yes, that was sarcasm.
Bhaiya: No no, that's not it. I liked it. You got this swing. Otherwise I would have thrown it out long back.
Sona asks: Why are you staring like this?
Bhaiya: Is it necessary to say the reason? Just looking.
Me: Yes. Because this is all for Suhana, remember? So what benefit is it to Suhana for you to stare at Behena like you had been hungry for days and Behena is New York Cheesecake?
Ishwari sees them with Behena on the swing and Bhaiya is sitting down holding her foot.
Me: No reaction. Because I don't know what reaction Maata will come up with tomorrow. If CVs hadn't turned the table today, I'd have thought that Maata will be back to her ho ho. But since CVs did 180 degree personality flip, she might turn into Lady Santa with ho ho ho... So I don't know.
NO RULES!!! YAY!!!
So do they have new writers who don't actually watch the show for each track/episode or do the writers just have amnesia? It feels like Mamta has given up on her precious baby and Durjoy doesn't care about the writing any more.
ReplyDeleteThe story has turned so much that now ishwari the two bangle chor of dixit kingdom is shipping dev and sona!🙈
DeleteToday, Shaheer didn't seem convincing in his role. Either he is tired or just going through the motions of this story (I think it's both, more emphasis on the latter). His dialogue delivery didn't seem convincing, it sounded like he wasn't interested at all and had better things to do with his time. I don't think even the leads are convinced about this show anymore.
DeleteIf they wanted to have Ishwari change like this what was the need for the hospital scene of not accepting the medication from Sonakshi and the water from Asha? Or calling Sonakshi a bad mother? What was the need for all the bitterness after the leap?
Dev wants Sonakshi to help him in his plan, but hasn't addressed the real player in all this Ishwari. Dev's problem was always that he never asked his mom why she didn't like Sonakshi. Dev never questions his mother ever. What has changed for Ishwari to ship Dev and Sonakshi now? For Suhana? But she knew about Suhana before she went to the hospital right?
I hope the new phase the Durjoy is selling now is to end the current story and restart a new story/S3 with the original screenplay minus the kids and extra characters of S2.
This has become an insult to the viewers, especially those who find meaning/symbolism in the story. There is no symbolism if the plot changes at the whim of the channel, rabid fans or disinterested actors/writers. what a bloody joke.
i too felt dialogues made no sense family united because he wants soha happy and he said he couldn't try to bridge the gap with mom -sona and then says sona shouldn't suffer ...no link to each words as if script writer was drunk
Deleteeven supriyaji acting was fake with kids her poem was just backwas and actress was bored already with the show
DeleteAgree with all you said above.
DeleteEven I noticed Shah was looking disinterested/tired/detached..I cant exactly point out what it was. Something was amiss with the actor.
Valid qs. We dont have any answer yet.
In fact, if DD does put his brains to use and tells us exactly how Dev-Sona signed the divorce papers and went thru the whole process without Dev ever knowing about Sona's pregnancy,I'll be very grateful. Bcoz its not practically possible in India.
There are so many of them. Ishwari is herself one big enigma. I have failed terribly to understand her motherhood...poor me.
I agree with you all. But I can't really blame the actors. They are probably confused what they have signed up for and what they are having to do. Anyone will get discouraged if they sign up for one job and then they are told to do something else.
DeleteJust Perfect Tia.
ReplyDeleteSleeping beauty indeed woke up.
I want some confirmation on what was the trigger(true love's kiss)...was it Khatri? Or Maataji's chorni avtaar...which is the true love's kiss!!!...LOL
Bhaiyaaa surprised me pleasantly today...and I'm loving it.
Though I'm shocked at his abrupt turn around...haha...still I always wanted it.
Yup a bit too abrupt a turn around! Maybe that's why although I enjoyed the episode today I felt a bit detached from the characters. The ride given to us by the writers is a bit bumpy I think.
Deletegauri love kiss are u kidding me were is the love dear kiss tho gone with the winds of shimla unless a kiss leads to junior obodro and leap to follow calcutta sona +obodro vs dev +soha=ishwari sulking and bijoy banging his head on the walls of calcutta kya daughter paida kia mene and asha book published "kuch love story aise bakwas ki"🙏💁♂️
DeleteDarling, not true love's kiss, it's true love's kick on the backside. I am enjoying Bhaiya's newly awakened and finally used brain. But the itch is still in my mind that all this won't have happened without Suhana, so Sona herself wasn't enough and also, had Sona not helped Ishwari, then Bhaiya's self-realization won't have happened on its own making it almost like payment for services provided. I just wanted a woman to be valued on her own for who she is. But well, progressive thoughts are too much to expect from television.
DeletePerfect tia a women should have respect on her merits now because of being a mom or helping his mom devish are self centered
DeleteI am puzzled with the turn of events so today ishwari became a devakshi shipper and bejoy has become mad? A big house with rich people and no back up. And a generator which doesn't work at all and only one help to call out for when the power goes out.
ReplyDeleteGKB actually loves and respects elena. So saath Khun maaf from my side to GKB. And I don't know why I respect irresponsible and fraud Vicky today more than an apologetic dev .
The cvs are going to justify forgiving Vicky by using this track of his love for his family I guess.
Actually felt sad for Vicky. His character has been consistent. He has always been a parasite living off other people. But he has always loved his mother and his wife and child. Yes he is not a great father but elina too is a lousy mother. His mother is evil and he knows it. But he is till now shown to be faithful and always worried about his family. He is selfish for them. In fact if you look at it neither dev or elina or GKB ever encouraged or pushed him in the right direction. His father kept ranting but never stepped in and corrected him. So today when Elina gave him tha veiled threat I felt Sympathetic towards him.
DeleteIt bothers me that they are now taking "hit" scenes from S1 and haphazardly re-enacting them. The video conference Dev/Sonakshi did and today's lights out scene was re-created very badly, I wish they hadn't done them or at least waited for Shaheer to clean up a bit before trying to do them.
DeleteI think they are now catering to the fan girls who keep asking for these to be repeated. I am now expecting the flying hug to happen since that is now in the list of asks from the fangirls, maybe Sona will catch Dev this time as well as the "I love you as a woman loves a man" since Dev keeps harping on just being a friend to Sonakshi.
That was my shock as well, Kavi. I just couldn't reconcile last two day's episode with today's episode where Ishwari didn't have medicine from Sona, water from Asha, didn't like that Dev wanted to invite Bose family and now suddenly Devakshi shipper? How the heck that happened? And when did Bijoy became villain for saying the obvious? Who the heck goes to someone's ex's home for dinner? Mad or what?
DeleteIs it ending soon? Aĺl of sudden all characters changed so irrational change. To biyya saying sorry for misunderstanding. What about cruel actions like disrespecting fatherly figure bejoy...and throwing them out of the house...and harsh words told sona..like gold digger etc...
ReplyDeleteWhatever it is..hope they don't make bejoy complete villain.
Bejoys character has been reduced to a comical and illogical caricature of a cranky old man. Nobody from his own family is trying to understand where his justified insecurities come from.
DeleteHonestly Pramila, I have no frigging idea. But it certainly looks like it. But no matter what they show, I won't think of Bijoy as villain. His actions are completely justified from his point of view. I just wish he had left his ungrateful family to their own devices and concreted on his own life and friends.
Deleteso this is all for soha sake really i hardly see dev spending time with soha anyways if actor is busy they can't shoot with soha its ok .
ReplyDeletemother and son are carbon copy there characters won't change but reasons change mother does sweet things for sona because sona favored her so depth is on her so want to reduce that and son to does the same and tag it soha missionLOL
two days dev impressed me giving me impression that he might have changed but today he bounced back but i appreciate his efforts to bring back 2 titans in one roof ..
only bijoy,rr and vicky are in there own character rest all faking it ...
umm asha is irritating one and sona too ..how easy forgot how these ppl insulted and made them homeless well we can't help there mahanta
bijoy was bang on right they will misguide sona yet again and hurt her later only a great father thinks ahead Claprespect father like bijoy who stands like a rock to shield his daughter ..
already sona messed her life twice bijoy won't allow her ruin her life yet again
blooper ---jatin mid air gayab
dadi-kids were cute ...
vicky -elena ==headache in future for sure hope vicky mend his ways ..
saurabh was cute rr sitting on ronita was LOL.
lovey dovey dev doesn't look good anymore
Yup I didn't notice that jatin was indeed Gayab. Must have run away after seeing such sudden changes in people. Such drastic changes happen only with vampires or psycho people.
Deletewahi tho🤣
DeleteOf all things that the writers remembered they actually brought back " HALWA "🤦♀️
Deletehalwa show ka hero hai🤣
DeleteI know, right? It looked as if they have hired a new writer overnight and he didn't even bother to watch the last two episodes, let alone any other before writing today's script. It was a good episode as stand alone, but it made me feel that I missed a few episodes in between yesterday and today. It made zero sense.
Deletelol tia sleeping beauty woke up but yet bit sleepy too
ReplyDeleteHe will always remain a bit sleepy, darling. Can't do anything about that. Certain parts are permanently damaged.
DeleteLooks like the makers are going to close shop or open a new track, everything looks rushed just like the last one month before leap, just not able to connect even with any emotional scenes. Looks like the channel is all set to replace it with the new show. Out of the blue apology??
ReplyDeleteAt least for me, there still are 2 questions. First question is would he still have apologized if not for the khatri track. Second question is what if Sonakshi still can't have children, would he still want to be with her bcoz his mother is big on waaris, bcoz right now whatever they both are doing, they both claim it's only bcoz of soha. What if she wasn't in the picture at all, what then?? Unless the makers don't justify these reasons, I'm still against devakshi reunion. Until it's all still the same for me...
still u want logic and answers forget it they will make bijoy villain and useless but ishwari stays goddess and dev as dumb and attitude sona as sweet forgiving and sweet rest is happy ending better end this shop these sweetness killing us like slow poison everyone is good in the show thats what they plan and bijoy baddy
DeleteYou are right. As they say "better late than never." Now I have understood there are only 2 possibilities.
Delete1. The new writers have never watched and have absolutely no idea what happened in S1. Or
2. The makers want us viewers to completely forget that S1 ever existed or that the current season is in anyway related to the first.
Guess they are trying to teach us how to see only the positive things even when someone dumps you, when someone mistreats you, ruins your family and still you have to be mahanta ka moorat to evil.
wahi tho writers sucks so do makers
DeleteThe answer to your questions are no and no. That's exactly is where I am finding it hard to like this abrupt change. This is what I wrote in my comment.
DeleteI am enjoying Bhaiya's newly awakened and finally used brain. But the itch is still in my mind that all this won't have happened without Suhana, so Sona herself wasn't enough and also, had Sona not helped Ishwari, then Bhaiya's self-realization won't have happened on its own making it almost like payment for services provided. I just wanted a woman to be valued on her own for who she is. But well, progressive thoughts are too much to expect from television.
I guess the writers are expecting to start afresh after IPL ended.
ReplyDeleteThere are too many qs unanswered and they dont have time or audience doesnt have the patience to bear with them.
They want us to forget thinking and just enjoying the cool breeze they r showering on us now.
Not that I am not enjoying it. There will always be a BUT and WHAT IF.
chod na yaar question ka answers hame nahi mileage...how sona struggled how they got rich etc...wont be covered instead we get to see ish bakwas fb
DeleteHere's the thing, the audience can be quite patient, but the makers and writers tend to focus and spend time on things that don't end up being meaningful (the fights, Ishwari's kitchen drama, etc) and then rush the parts that are the crux of the story (pre-nup, infertility, khatri, patchup after first break up). Like what was the point of the Ayan-Khushi track?
DeleteSo when the writers spend too much time on unnecessary things and keep repeating the same point over and over (we get it Ishwari is insecure, Dev loves his mother the most, Sona is well Sona) and the story doesn't move forward the audience loses patience.
The story has not progressed at all since Dev told Ishwari about falling in love with Sonakshi in S1, we're still at that place even now.
Yes, that's exactly my feelings too, Gauri. I feel that there were too many tracks left unaddressed and were not treated right or was rushed through it leaving them incomplete.
DeleteSo the swing remains in the house because of Dev and not Elena (so Elena lied to Sonakshi when she said that everyone wanted to throw the swing away be she, Elena, insisted on keeping it because it reminded her of Sonakshi). Dev also never had a problem with the swing be twirled with joy in his room when the swing was removed in S1?
ReplyDeleteEither the writers have memory issues
DeleteOr
They take viewers to be fools ( some fan girls are )
Or
They are into drugs or weed.
script writers are ghost writers /zombies😰
DeleteDarling, CVs didn't bother watching last two days' episodes and you are talking about weeks ago telecast. But if it is not a blooper, then it seems both Elena and Dev are trying to take credit and hence it belongs to no one. The swing was there because no one had time to pay attention to a swing.
DeleteVicky's logic for Golu's future = CV's logic in the story.
DeleteIn btwn, just notice the adjectives Vicky used for Sona...so pleasing he actually thinks so highly of Sona...LOL
Dev's happiness on his mom making all those dishes herself = Zoombie dancing happily for no reason ...you never know the reason behind both? How can a devoted son be happy when his mom just got back from hospital?!!! Great!!
Well, Jhoola pe jhoole
toh hum sab bhoole
jhoola is the lead character....bas kuch jhoole se shuru or wohi the end.
That's exactly my point, Gauri. How can Dev be a devoted son and expect his mother to cook for so many people right after she came back from hospital? But then wasn't Dev always this insensitive to someone when he is eager to please someone else? When he wants to please Ishwari, he doesn't care a whit about Sonakshi and wants her to get pregnant pronto despite his claim that she is enough for him. When he wants to please Sonakshi, he expects Ishwari too cook up a storm for a lot of people right after she got released from the hospital. When he wants to please Soha, he doesn't care a whit about Golu's feelings and neglects him. That's exactly his MO.
Deletetoday ishwari was like "ok now that I know for sure you won't be back in my life, I will talk to you nicely or at least pretend to be" to Sonakshi, but the moment dev entered the kitchen she was back to being her original self.
ReplyDeleteTrue that. The split second change in expression.
DeleteYep, I'd have thought so. But I just saw a strange spoiler in YouTube. Check this out.
Deletehttps://youtu.be/yd-zigORSfI
That makes me conclude that someone has kidnapped Ishwari and replaced her with Shailaja from Sasural Genda Phool. Because nothing else can explain this.
Just realised our morally upright Bengali baba bejoy bose has two lousy sasuraal people for both his kids
ReplyDeleteSaurabhs mother in law also stole their own jewellery and schemed to bring Down sona
And
Sonas ex mother in law is of course two bangle chor who has schemed plotted and executed the downfall of our saint sona.
lol good point kavitha both samdhan's are chorni's🤣
DeleteLol... What an observation. True!!! Bijoy ka to bad luck hi kharab hain. 😂
Deletea beautiful quote from "don drapper"
ReplyDelete[ur born alone and u die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of u to make u forget those facts .
but i never forget,im living like there's no tomorrow ,because there isn't one }-----craving to see sona being like this but cv's have way different path ....lets hope we get sona the way we crave her to be ...
Let's hope so. But with this girl, it's hard to guess.
DeleteUpdate done. Responses later. :D
ReplyDeleteDamn anyone feel that the jokes on saurabh and raunita about their weight was borderline body shaming! 😡😤
ReplyDeletechill kavitha thats what ppl treat them in real ...god knows why face value and zero size body is a must for ppl in india either they talk about money or about weight when will this stop
DeleteMe. Highly triggered since I m overweight all my life and had to hear those "jokes/taunts" from.everyonr..Body shaming is not funny . Nothing pisses me off more than fat shaming and using gay people as joke. Humanize these people man come on!
DeleteIt's absolutely mind boggling how two families playing around laughing as if they samdhans for yrs and this is yet another dinner for them and probably bijoy was being the face of us skeptical viewers..Wtf is actually going on😑😑😂👏
Oh totally. The no. of time they crack jokes on Saurabh and Ronita's weight is insensitive to say the least. Whoever writes the script should know better.
DeleteThe only thing I dislike apart from Bijoy's treatment was jokes on Sourabh-Ronita's weight.
Deleteusually if we are close buddies or relatives, its ok...but from when did Dev become so close to Sourabh to joke like that?
The way he jokes at Bijoy and Sourabh, it appears as if he never divorced Sonakshi at all, in his mind and all these people were his in-laws all the time...atleast in his head and so it comes out this way, No other explanation.
After 7 yrs of bitter separation, which guy or in-laws can be so comfortable for this kind of jokes?That too on the first dinner together?
If I didn't know better, I would have said Sourabh is a saint.
awesome writing as usual
ReplyDeletei too feel bad for bijoy these hypocrites don't change don't they ...arey tia ur best writer forget asha she is fairytale idiot writer but u write reality ...
dev brain was in vacation i didn't know that i think the brain part is still empty because he never had one like his mom his words were nonsense today glad dev d is back soha keliye...fake mataji ke fake beta...her smile so fake her poem haha backwas i don't know even supriya didn't give her best it was she too was bored ...bijoy is made fooled ya i feel bad ...did u see the comfortless vanished when dev entered kitchen and sona felt suffocated ....lol tia u want dev to go separate 🤣tum bi na superb humor but point tho hai tia ...lol really loved what u wrote .....👏🏻.....but tia i don't understand why dev did this for soha /sona/ish ???puzzle is still on writers really suck ....
jatin gayab again why he is in the show poor man i feel bad for the actor
Ha ha. Thanks Shailu. But see, until Bhaiya came between Maiya and Behena, they were fine -both today and 8 years ago. So the problem is certainly not Behena or Maiya, it's Bhaiya. Even he said so. So he should leave and let Sonakshi handle both family including the kids. It's quite obvious that he has better things to do than raising Soha and Golu.
DeleteLet's accept whatever Dev and Sona say like that they are just friends, doing things for Soha's happiness, their bitter relationship should not affect soha, they both have moved on etc etc. is not true.The fact is that they still love each other and they do things / help for each other because they love each other. We all can see Dev is all willing to get back with Sona if she gives a green signal but Sona being victim twice is holding back. That's the truth. For me whether Ishu softens towards sona or not is secondary. I don't know how but Dev will have to get Sonakshi's and Bujoy's trust back and I trust CVs will do it. Whatever said and done even if I don't completely trust Dev's character at this point of time I love the show so I am being positive and optimistic.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree. It's not just Sona he has to win over, it's both Bijoy and Sona he has to convince that his twice repeated mistakes won't get repeated thrice. Right now Ishwari is in Sona's support so he is all over Sona. But he needs to convince both of them that even if the whole world, including Ishwari is against Sona, he will still stand by her. If she never wants to be a mother again, he will still support her. If she refuses to go back to him, he will still remain by her side without a plan B or another option. When he can do it, then Bijoy and Sona will believe him.
DeleteFully agree with you.
DeleteAgree completely. Lets be optimistic.
DeleteOf all the ridiculous tracks this one takes the cake is the spoiler is true. Apparently an insecure Vicky and a insensitive elena are going to have a fight and apparently super woman sona is going to try and interfere and solve the issue. Hopefully Vicky asks her to stay out and get lost.
ReplyDeleteGreat. Wonder woman to the rescue. So moral of the story, to be accepted by your mother-in-law and for your husband to love you, you will have to be Rajnikant, Mother Teresa, Sita Maiya, Savitri, Dumb as in Mute, Fertile as Mother Nature and of course as sexy as Katrina Kaif and Deepika Padukone hybrid.
DeleteMother India and God Father!! LOL, Tia you are too good! So, has Ishwari really changed? Or am I delusional? What happened to DD's tweet that characters won't change so easily. Here we were asking for slow and gradual change but we got the change overnight!
ReplyDeleteWas it symbolic that the kids showed the right direction towards light to the confused adults who were banging against each other blinded by the darkness.
Must say GKB is sorted when it comes to her own family. She gave good advice to her son to have good relationship with his wife. Wish Ishwari rather than giving muhaware/gyan had learnt this basic core value from GKB.
Precap: Dev and Sona can't have private moment in Dixit mansion! :D I mean why was Ishwari still standing and watching her son holding his ex-wife's ankle in his hand and doing mushy talk. Is she waiting for them to kiss! ;)
Kiss....yess. yesss...that's the only thing probably Maate hasn't yet seen them doing....LOL
DeleteLOL ;)
DeleteThanks Jas. Lol... Who knows? She might have some weird fetish. When did Dev and Sona were not spotted when they used to romance after marriage? Someone was always taking a peek. However, what I don't understand, what is Jatin Bhaiya doing? Where did he disappear suddenly? He wasn't around even in the dark. Is he a figment of our imagination?
DeleteMe: No reaction. Because I don't know what reaction Maata will come up with tomorrow. If CVs hadn't turned the table today, I'd have thought that Maata will be back to her ho ho. But since CVs did 180 degree personality flip, she might turn into Lady Santa with ho ho ho... So I don't know
ReplyDeleteI guess no one knows....LOL
Hilarious ones Tia.
Actually when it comes to being mother or MIL, RR sounds better than Ishwari. I liked her dialogue with regards to Vicky-Elina yday.
One thing, I forgot to mention, the new phase will probably be this way.
When Dev-Sona were talking and Dev was asking her if she agrees to his plan or not, just watched the scene again...Bijoy is standing behind Sona with a grumpy look and Ishwari is standing behind Dev with a satisfied smile. That's the Intro scene for this new phase.
This time, Maata will be this godly creature who orders Dev to get back Sona...Dev, can not refuse her since he himself is always on the verge of eating Sona-cheesecake at the slightest opportunity.
Bijoy will refuse, and so Sona will refuse too.
I'm just hoping it doesn't turn out to be something like.. Ishwari asking Dev to get back her bahu, Dev is all teary...(lalalala -background tune). He does ahead to spend 7 days with Boses with the target of winning Sona back and Bijoy as well with Asha, Sourabh, Ronita's help.
If Dev does with on the orders of Mataji,I'll be mad. Rather, he shud confess to her how desparate he is to get back to Sona. Be truthful to your own God for once. It'll help.
Hope CVs understand the difference between Ishwari asking Dev to go get back Sona and Dev himself accepting infront of Ishwari what he wants and then Ishwari happily agreeing to it, asking him to get her back. There is a lot of difference in both the scenes.
Well I guess ishwari knows that her son is still crushing over sona. The way dev nowadays looks at sona is the same way my son looks at his favourite chocolate ice cream. And I too don't want either sona air dev to get back together because their parents gave them permission. I for one want them to be honest and say that I can't live without you so let's get back together and give it one more try. A simple honest confession. And then tell their decisions to their family and daughter. Just tell not ask.
DeleteHow is it a new phase? This we have already seen after the first breakup. Mataji had gone to Bose family with her jholi phailaoing and asked for Sona's hand. So what's the difference now? Mataji and Sona were good friends in the beginning of season1 too. It is only after marriage Mataji ke kuch rang aise bhi dekhne ko milta hai! ;)
DeleteNew phase as in role reversal of Bijoy and Ishwari.
DeleteIsh wont go jholi phailaoing again...nope. She'll rather the task to Dev. Bcoz Sona may agree with her jholi phailaoing but this time Bijoy Bose wont budge. So, Dev will have to do the honours after Ish fails. That's new in krpkab. Have we seen Dev doing anything other than whining and crying in S2?
Ha ha... Thanks Gauri. Your prediction might very well be true. We all know CVs, don't we?
DeleteUmmm now soha wants the whole family together. She doesn't like the 7 days here and there plan apparently.
ReplyDeleteBloody cvs can't you just bring two people together just because they want to be with each other and not because they have to dance to the whims and fancies of a 7 year old.
Kids are turning irritating these days mainly soha I tell u
DeleteThat will be too much...whole family together...doesn't that mean bring Boses to In to stay there permanently...too much, if I say.
DeleteSureee... Now what will Dev and Sona do? Will they bring a vegetarian family and a non-vegetarian family under one roof? Will they move the whole family 7 days in each place? Will they force their family to dance to a 7 year old child's tune?
DeleteThat's why I said that they should have put a stop to Soha's demand when she first made them. Now she thinks that she can keep on demanding and her parents will bend over backwards to fulfil them. Otherwise she won't continue to repeat the same request over and over constantly.