What the Eff???

Don't expect a blurb today. CVs have made fruit salad out of my remaining brain cells. 

I am super busy today. So update will be slow and late. 



EPISODE: The episode starts with Sonakshi arranging Diwali gifts. DK is helping her.

Sonakshi says: These five boxes are from home. Don't mix them with the rest. Put the rest of the boxes in the car.

DK nods his head.

Sonakshi hands over the boxes to DK.

Ishwari comes there: Oh my, so many chocolates. Sonakshi, is there anything special today?

Sonakshi: Diwali is coming naa. So I thought I'd send to all our friends and relatives sweet happiness.

Ishwari is happy: Diwali is around. I almost forgot. You did good, beta. That way, everyone will get Diwali's happiness.

Sonakshi hands over a box to Ishwari: And this box of sweet happiness is for you.

Ishwari is pleasantly surprised: For me? Is this my age to eat chocolates?

Sonakshi: Maa, is there any age to eat chocolates? 

Ishwari: Okay, then also tell me if I am your friend or relative? 

Sonakshi smiles and says: You are my Maa, my friend and also the oldest in this house. So we should start from you. Isn't it? And our happiness is also connected to you.

Me: (*SNORT*) Boy, do we know it or what that your happiness is channelled through Ishwari at all times!!! However, Ishwari is not the oldest. Mamaji is the oldest in this house. 



Ishwari says thank you and opens the box. She feeds Sonakshi a chocolate and caresses her face. 

She says: My happiness is also with my children, Sonakshi. 

Ishwari is about to get up. Sonakshi stops her: Maa, one minute. Maa, I know that you are not happy with Dev and my decision and you are right and not wrong. But Maa, I want to give this one month to Dev. Not everyone does what he is doing. We know that this way doesn't work in this society. But if Dev is doing this then may be for everyone in this society he will become a sweet inspiration.

Ishwari smiles. Sonakshi smiles back.

Me: Finally Sonakshi you stood up for Bhaiya. Finally you took ownership of the decision which you both took. I am very happy that you stood by Bhaiya's decision to change the norms. 


Next morning, at the school, some kids giggle in the class. The teacher calls out for them to be silent.

The teacher asks: Who is talking in the class?

One of the students point outside.

The teacher goes to check.

Outside Golu is standing with some other kids.

One of the kids say: I am not understanding.

Golu says: You try at least. You will understand it too. You know they say that people who try, never fail. You try and you will understand history.

The teacher comes out and says: What is this nonsense? You got punished and you are still talking?

Golu says: No Miss. We were not talking. We were discussing.

The teacher says: I don't want to talk to you. And you guys, why didn't you bring books? 

One of the students says: What Golu said yesterday, I told my parents. 

Another student says: Yes Miss, and our parents said that BigCha is right. So we didn't bring books.

The teacher says: If you guys follow him, then you will fail. You won't learn anything.

Student: No Miss. We didn't understand anything what you taught us yesterday. But when Golu taught us by doing it, we understood everything.

The teacher says: Really? So the student who scores less himself has become your teacher?

She goes inside the class.

She asks the class: Kids, tell me how clouds form?

No one can answer.

Just then Golu and his rebel troop peek in.

Golu shouts and gives the answer.

The teacher gets angry: Did anyone ask you to answer the question? Out. 

Golu and the rebels go out again.


Me: I am getting a headache at this absolutely ridiculous script. 

So now no kids is understanding the teacher's teaching even though the same teacher taught them just fine before. 

But now Golu's little rebel troop is understanding everything Golu is teaching them despite him being the same age as them and not even being that good in studies. All because a lab assistant showed him experiment in the lab. 

Seriously? Then that lab assistant should get a noble prize for turning Golu a genius overnight.


At Bose house, Asha sits by Bijoy.

She grumbles: Amazing... Whatever is their will...

Bijoy: Why are you so angry?

Asha: Did you hear what Dev did? He went to Soha and Golu's school. He went there and told them that there's some problem in the education system. He doesn't think that it's right. Now you tell me, if because of him Soha and Golu fail then? He has so many responsibilities. He should be concentrating on them. But he is taking in new challenges.

Bijoy: I had talked to him about this. 

Asha: You talked to him about this? Did he understand you?

Bijoy: No, I went to tell him that he should not involve himself in such useless matters. But then I understood his point.

Asha gets even more angry: Really? What is his point, Bijoy?

Bijoy: Look, our education system has got old. It's time for its reform.

Asha: Nothing will happen Bijoy. It will be all in vain.

Bijoy: You are thinking in the old-fashioned way. Just think. If children sit in semi-circle, they will have fun. And when classrooms are not like typical classrooms, then learning becomes fun. 

Asha: Your brain has gone twisted, Bijoy. I thought if we all make Dev understand, he will understand. But he is not understanding anything. 

She looks frustrated.

Me: I will tell you Asha the main point. The point is not who is wrong and who is right. The point is that Sonakshi and Bhaiya are the kids' guardian, not you. So they will make the decision for their children, not you. Simple enough for your so-called straight brain?



Sonakshi is at work. Her employee gets a call. But she cuts it.

Sonakshi: These are invoices. Scan and email them to the Chartered Accountant.

The employee gets a call again.

Sonakshi says: Your phone is ringing. Pick it up.

The employee says: No ma'am. It's okay. It's from my home. I will call back later.

Sonakshi: So what if it's from your home. It could be something important.

The employee says: No ma'am. Nothing like this. I will get print out of this.

She is about to leave when Sonakshi calls her back and asks her what happened.

The employee says: This is our wedding anniversary and my husband planned dinner for us. But I have made him understood that today I have a lot of work pending at office. We should postpone our dinner. But he is not listening.

Sonakshi says: He should not listen either. Arre, occasions like this don't come all the time. Go and call him and let him know that you are coming.

The employee says: But ma'am. There are so much to do here. 

Sonakshi says: I will manage. Now you go and enjoy. And Happy Anniversary.

The employee thanks her and leaves.

Sonakshi gets back to work. But she remembers the past when she was alone in her anniversary with only Soha for company.

Flashback: 

Sonakshi is in a restaurant. She sees couples spending time together.

Soha calls her: Mamma, did you order ice cream for me?

Sonakshi says: Of course and it's already here. See, it's your favourite. Vanilla ice cream. 

Soha says: Thank you, Mamma.

She eats her ice cream. 

Then next scene is her writing her email where she writes how their life could have been like this. She wondered if he will ever wait for her under her house. She missed his madness, his anger.


Me: I think these scenes are fillers. Bhaiya already read those letters and he has more than made up for the past.


Sonakshi comes to her room at night and sees it decorated with roses and candlelight.

She is surprised.

Bhaiya comes out of the bathroom and stands by the door in style.

Sonakshi asks: Dev, all these...

Bhaiya says: I did all these for my beautiful wife. It was such a special occasion.

Me: Awww... Good job, Bhaiya.



Sonakshi is surprised: Occasion? Is today something special?

Bhaiya says: That means you don't even remember today?

Sonakshi asks worriedly: What is today?

Bhaiya acts: You broke my heart, Sonakshi. You forgot such an important day of our life? 

Sonakshi stammers out: Tell me naa what is today.

Bhaiya continues pretending: No, enough. Don't say anything else. 

Sonakshi starts pleading: Dev, I forgot. Okay, I am stupid. Tell me naa what is today?

Bhaiya continues his act: Sonakshi, how can you forget? Today, today is our romance day.

Sonakshi gets mad: You... I won't spare you.

She is about to leave when Bhaiya holds her hand.

Sonakshi: What are you doing? Let go of me.

Bhaiya: Did you see your face? 

Sonakshi: Let me go.

Bhaiya: That's the problem. Now Dev Dixit can't leave you.

Sonakshi peeks into Shubh's bed.

Bhaiya continues: Shubh is sleeping with Maa. Golu and Suhaana are also in bed because they had no homework. That's why, coast is clear.

Sonakshi: One minute. There are no homework today either?

Bhaiya: Now are you going to discuss kids' homework with me right now?

Sonakshi: Dev, Elena and I are getting calls from Golu's classmates' parents because their children are getting spoiled because of Golu. 

Me: Hold on a moment there.

I thought the kids said that their parents liked the idea of one notebook. So much so that they also sent their kids with one notebook. Then why the eff are they complaining to Sonakshi and Elena?

And secondly, Sonakshi, why don't your antenna ever play the same frequency?

When you are flirting, Bhaiya turns dumb.

When he is flirting, you got other fish to fry.

But when you are alone, you look back to lonely past and sigh even though those days are long gone.

What is your problem?


Bhaiya says: They are not getting spoiled, they are improving. And now shut up. Does anyone talk in the class? Did your teacher teach you this?

Sonakshi sighs.

Bhaiya: Okay, I gave you update on our kids. Now stop your Mummy type questions. I just want my wife. 

Bhaiya takes her purse from her and bends to kiss her.

Me: But... Does he get to kiss? Nooo. The foundation of a family starts with kiss. But God forbid if any family drama ever allows kiss.



Sonakshi says: Dev, I am very tired.

Bhaiya grabs her: This was not convincing wifey. I know, you can act very well.

Sonakshi: Dev, let me go. What will kid think if they see us like this?


Me: Ummm... First of all, kids are in bed. And secondly, they will think that their parents love each other. Oh wait, as per Indian tradition, kids may never be able to confirm their guess that their parents actually love each other, right?



Bhaiya gives smouldering look. Sonakshi: Enough huh? Two is enough for now. Besides, all my excuses are finished.

Bhaiya: Then should I think this is a sign of agreement?

Sonakshi says: Dev, let go off my hand.

Bhaiya lets go.

Sonakshi: Okay. Now it's your turn. 

Bhaiya: Me?

Sonakshi: Yes, and now it's your turn. You too give excuses like me.

Bhaiya: Oh like that?

Sonakshi: Yes.

Bhaiya: Sonakshi, I am tired after managing the kids all day. I think we should sleep.

Sonakshi: Okay, Dev. I completely understand.

She is about to leave. Bhaiya grabs her hand.

Bhaiya: Really? My pet giving me attitude?

Sonakshi and Bhaiya smile at each other.


Me: They used body doubles here and it was very obvious. Why don't they postpone romantic scenes when both the actors are available? Otherwise it looks totally fake and weird. It was a meh for me.


Next morning, Ronita is lying on the bed and reading a magazine. Mishti starts crying.

Ronita shouts: Sourabh, the baby is crying. Go check on her. 

She goes back to her magazine. The baby keeps crying.

She finally gets up: He went to office. 

Then she calls out to Asha and Bijoy. 

No one responds.

Ronita: Where did everyone go? 

She finally picks up the baby and does baby talk.

The baby stops crying.

Ronita swings her and says: If you were in Sona didi's home, Dev jiju could have managed you too. Mamma's tension is over. She could have chilled then.

She gets up and goes back to the bed: Oh dear, how do they manage kids?

Me: Are you serious? God, such a lazybones. Why did she have a baby if she wants someone else to raise the baby for her? Children are primarily parents' responsibility. They can get help. But they are still parents. 


In the school, the teacher has even less kids in the class than the day before.

She tells them to note down everything and learn it the next day. She will ask them questions on this.

Outside the class, the kids are having fun in Golu's troop.

They cheer.

A girl says: Golu, you know I went to the park yesterday and saw the flower from our textbook. I had fun.

Everyone wonders: You had a lot of fun?

The girl says: Yes.

Everyone choruses: Wow.

The teacher comes out and says: Golu, you made a joke out of my class. Because of you, no kid is paying attention to studies. Now you just watch what I do to you and your BigCha.

The kids hang their head.

She stalks off. The kids watch her leaving.

The kids ask Golu: Golu, what will happen now?

Me: I can't believe Bhaiya put Golu in this situation. This is utterly ridiculous. I hope no kids are watching this show. 
What kind of moronic concept is 9 years old bunking class and playing outside, but miraculously acquiring knowledge?




Sonakshi is working at her office.


One of the employee says that she wants to discuss about the project. She got the list from the officials.

Sonakshi wonders: Of all phase? 

The employee says: Yes, ma'am.

Just then she gets a call from Suhaana's principal: I am the principal of Suhaana's school. You come to the school immediately.

Sonakshi says: What happened? Is there any problem with Suhaana's grades or attendance?

Principal: There is no problem with Suhaana.

Sonakshi: Then Golu? Did he do any mischief?

Principal: Mrs. Dixit, this is about your husband Mr. Dixit. He has created chaos in school. If you don't come here in half an hour, I will cancel Golu and Suhaana's admission.

He hangs up the phone.

Me: Wait a minute. Principal, do you know that Mr. Dixit is an adult. You don't get to call his wife as if she is his mother whose kid didn't behave well. You can talk directly to Bhaiya face to face. Why did you call Sonakshi if this is nothing to do with Suhaana? 

You should have called Bhaiya for issues about him or Elena for situation regarding Golu. 



Bhaiya is in the school with other parents,

Sonakshi also comes to the school: Cancel my kids' admission means what? Is this a joke?

Bhaiya says to the principal: Please don't blame the kids. Management should know what is kids' requirement.

The principal says: Now you will tell me how to run my school, Mr. Dixit? I am principal of this school. I don't need anyone's advice.

Bhaiya: That is exactly your problem. You are not open to ideas. You are not even willing to listen to us. I also learned by this method. But it hasn't changed even after so many years. Everything should be updated with time. Today's children have different requirements.

Principal: Let me tell you again. I am principal of this school. I will decide what I have to do and when.

Bhaiya: My kids study in this school. So I have rights too. You should remember that along with this new role, I am also the biggest investor of this school. It's my responsibility to take care of my kids. And if for that I need to argue with you, I will do so. My son is very young. I thought I will admit him to this school also. But no. Now I am doubtful.

Principal: Enough. Now I won't give you any response. I can't stay here any longer.

Bhaiya: Of course you won't give any response. Because you don't have any.

He asks the kids: Kids, how do you like to study here? 

One of the kid says: Maths are tiring.

The other says: Learning is not fun.

Another says: Teacher doesn't give us time to learn.

Me: Hold on a moment. That means, when the parents were complaining that the teacher was incompetent and wasn't doing a good job in PTA meeting, they were right. Bhaiya still argued with them for no reason then.


The principal says: Mr. Dixit you can't bring the kids in this.

Bhaiya: When we are on this argument, then I will make you realise that your schooling method is old and should be changed.

Me: But he can't change them, Bhaiya. It's not in his hand.

Whichever board the school is operating under decides the system. For example, ICSC, CBSC etc. Individual school can only control attendance, test time, facilities in school etc. They can't control the educational system.

CVs, couldn't you have at least ask around before bringing up this topic? This script is a complete hogwash.





The parents talk to each other. 

Sonakshi says: Dev, what are you doing? Please calm down. At least think once.

Bhaiya: Sonakshi, I decided this after thinking it through. Whoever trusts me, please take the kids out of the class.

All parents take their kids and walk away.

Principal and the teacher worry.

They walk away.

Only Golu with his rebel troop keep standing. 

Me: Where is their parents? 

However, Sonakshi never ever supports Bhaiya in anything. But even then, at the very least, she could have made her point in private. This is undermining his position by directly speaking against him in front of everyone including those who are against him already. 

She gave one month to Bhaiya and decided to trust her. But where is the trust if she questions everything he does? She can speak of her concern. But not in public like this.



Sonakshi approaches Bhaiya to talk when she hears Golu's troop saying: Golu, your BigCha is super.

Golu says: Not super, he is a superhero.


Sonakshi asks Bhaiya: Dev, what are you doing? This is a little too much. There must be another way naa.

Bhaiya: There is no other way. Someone has to raise their voice. I have no personal problem with anyone. Teacher also teach what they are taught to teach. Today, the whole world trains their children using practical examples. But here they are just asked to memorise books. Every child has a potential, a talent. But no one is paying attention to that. 

The parents come back.

Bhaiya says: You all heard me. You know what I want. If you are with me, come with me.

The parents go out.

Sonakshi is surprised.

Me: I don't know what to say about this hogwash script. Nothing is making sense anymore.


Elena comes storming out of her room: I can never reach Vicky when I need him.

Radha says: What happened to my photographer daughter-in-law? Why are you rushing off like this?

Ishwari also comes there.

Elena: I am going to Golu's school. 

Ishwari: Why? What happened? 

Radha: Oh dear. Did my red's red do something wrong again?

Elena: No Mummyji. This time it wasn't Golu, but Dev bhai who did wrong. Whole school has been disrupted. The kids our out of the class.

Radha and Ishwari are shocked.

Ishwari: Why would Dev do this?

Elena: Because they have some conditions which the school didn't agree on. So he with protesting with some parents. And they said that the kids won't attend the class until the school agrees with their condition.

Radha: Oh God, why is Dev fighting with the school?

Elena: Mummyji, if the kids get affected because of this, I won't forgive Dev bhai. What if they suspend Golu and Soha from school? At least, he should have thought of their future. Dev bhai is... Okay, I got to go.

She leaves.

Radha asks Ishwari: Jiji, what happened to our Dev? Why did Dev have to start a revolution now, Jiji?

Ishwari worries.

Me: Elena, the school runs with Bhaiya's money. I think you can be sure that his kids are not going to be thrown out. 

And if you are that concerned, why are you again late from going to the school? Other parents came on time. Even Sonakshi reached there on time despite being busier than you. 

And if you have so much problem, why don't you take the responsibility for Golu? Bhaiya can decide for his kids.

First you take the responsibility before you start pointing your finger. She is such an ungrateful moocher.

But what Bhaiya is doing is not right either. He should not harass the school. Instead he should approach the education minister.


Golu calls Soha: Soha, did you get the news?

Soha asks: Which news?

Golu: If BigCha wants, he can rule the school. He is so powerful.

Soha: How?

Golu: BigCha is fighting the principal to make our study fun.

Soha: Wow, Papa is the best. It will be so much fun if that happens. But did the school give permission?

Golu: They will agree. BigCha is there naa. He will play his next trick.

Soha: You are sounding like TV serial's villain.

Golu: I may sound like that, but BigCha is hero.

Soha: Whose father is he?

Golu: Don't take too much credit. If BigCha rules the school, it will be fun. I will definitely pass if he teaches me.

Soha: Good for you, Golu. Bye.

She hangs up the phone.

Me: One thing I don't find palatable is how kids are growing up thinking that their father controls the world. It's not good for the kids to get used to power play. It creates a sense of entitlement and a corrupt society.




Bhaiya is telling everyone that he has collected data to prove that the kids don't need old education system. But until our fight with the management is over, we have to take the children's responsibility. The kids' studies should not get impacted. Do you guys agree with me? We will teach the kids at home.

Elena comes there: Dev bhai, I want to talk to you.

Bhaiya: Yes, Elena. Tell me.

Elena: Dev bhai, what is this? What's the need to create such a big issue in school? At least think about the kids. I don't agree to all this.

Sonakshi tries to stop her but she doesn't stop.



Me: So now you are seeing how it sounds. You did the same thing, Sonakshi. 

And Elena, at least he is thinking about the kids. In your case, you even forget you have a kid.


Sonakshi says: Elena, I also told Dev this. But he must not have taken this decision lightly. He must have thought this through. We should give him some time.

Elena: Sona, but there's no need to create any issue. Let it continue the way it was. 

Me: Really? Well, Elena. His daughter was a topper in the current situation. So his daughter doesn't need any change per se. But your son was struggling in the same system. He constantly failed for years. You also scolded him for that. Yet you don't want nothing to change? Why? Because then you can again ignore him and disappear to whichever hole you keep crawling out of?


Bhaiya: Elena, if no one questions, then nothing will change and change is necessary. Please have some patience. Everything will be fine.

Me: Bhaiya, let it be. Just keep this in your head that Elena and Vicky are like the junks and trash that people use as land fill and you will be fine.


PRECAP: Bhaiya tells Ishwari: The word Maa is so beautiful, isn't it? Today when I am managing house and handling kids, I realised what you have done for us. You listened to people's taunts but you still didn't complaint.

Ishwari smiles.

Bhaiya: Takes care of children and asks nothing in return. I love you, Maa.

Me: Bhaiya has become a better son since he stopped being a blind devotee to Ishwari. Now he is his own man, so he is also a better human being and a better son. And this will make him a better father.

Only an independent, strong man with solid personality can raise future stars. 


NO RULES!!! YAY!!!

Comments

  1. What you are not writing anthing?

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    1. I am writing hun. But I am so busy today that it's taking time.

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    2. I think they went on a overdrive in the society problem solving issue. But maybe it is to show that Dev gets into everything. Also ppl who are problem solvers don't just solve one problem. But the way they are showing it is distasteful.

      Also what is with Elena and Ronita? Are all the Bose girls other than Sonakshi lazy bums?

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    3. They have gone too much overdrive. Too much OTT. Nothing is making any sense anymore. Sony TV just played with the sentiments of audience who were demanding extension. The truth is they just wanted a filler till PPK was ready.

      BTW Ronita is a Bose by marriage. But Elena is not Bose. Her parents last name is unknown. May be Ghosh. Dev said in one episode Bengali's are either Bose or Ghosh.

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    4. Yes, may be people don't just solve one problem. But one can't solve all problems at the same time. That's where prioritising skills come into play.

      CV have totally botched up how they showed Bhaiya solving the problem. Because right now, no problem is solved. Everyone of them has been touched and left hanging.

      And yes, Ronita is lazy and Elena is selfish.

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  2. I used to admire tias patience for a show like this. Finally krpkab managed to break that also

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    1. Ha ha... Not much left there. But still carrying on...

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  3. Wat a shoe man. Is this really durjoy work. I mean the intention is noble but execution is pathetic.

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    1. That was always CVs problem. They start with good intention, but end up screwing up the concept to please TRP aunties.

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  4. What are they trying to say today? Making children going against teacher. They should think what they showing. Is it a way to fight against education system? Gosh they should atleast research something before writing script.

    In India just to change pattern of exam, education minister had to get involved.
    This normal principal cannot do anything relates to system. If dev wants a change then he shd approach education board. Also in India CBSEI already introduced which has practical based classes.

    Here #kuchbee 😂

    Tom...i am going to skip episode as they are going to show ma shruthi...for selfish eshwari

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    1. Exactly my point, Pramila. How'd fighting with the principal or teacher help when they are answerable to the education board and to the education minister? At least that's what I know from my knowledge of the system. Not sure what has changed in India within past decade.

      CVs took up a social issue and didn't even bother to research the process and the people involved. They really think audiences are morons.

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    2. Changing education system cannot be over night. It would take months and years. They made it like they fight today n over night all training materials changed and ready for next day. How stupid is this.

      Today they encouraged children to go against rules of school n go out of class. Tom child does not like something else...n child will not even think for second to go against teacher. This is like cropping dangal in children mind. How cvs can be so insensitive. Thankfully trp is very low..which is hardly reaching people.

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    3. These days I need my brain for my personal use. So I am not even using my brain when I am watching the show. It still looks illogical. That's how bad the script is.

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  5. Yeah true pramila. Actually the show is so abysmal that I have lost respect for the actors who constantly goad their show as realistic and very good.

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